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Just a burner account for when I get bored.

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@suppaslappa @DanielH_LUFC @JamesPierc3450 A dissertation? That reply take you 20 minutes to read? Damn your education really is fucked 😭

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@suppaslappa @DanielH_LUFC @JamesPierc3450 Mogging us how? 😭 We’re healthier, we have better teeth, better schools, less dead kids, less Mexicans, no chimps burning down our cities in riots, don’t have a fat orange retard leading the country. You gassed about having huge stadiums to watch shit like baseball in 😭😭😂😂

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@suppaslappa @DanielH_LUFC @JamesPierc3450 And you’re American, I guess we’re both fucked 🫵🏻😂

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@GregYou85127948 @DanielH_LUFC @JamesPierc3450 Over 4 million people in the UK have braces. Also, the guy in that gif is American.

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@suppaslappa @DanielH_LUFC @JamesPierc3450 Dead Bear has kids chained in his basement and his dad makes him play hide the sausage

Do it again please

[Alfred @ManLikeAlfred_]

@GregYou85127948 @DanielH_LUFC @JamesPierc3450 Yep. British adults average missing teeth is 6.97, USA is 7.31. Also, 92% of Americans have some form of tooth decay as opposed to the UK which is 28%. Hardly surprising given the American routing of having McDonalds for breakfast and crystal meth for lunch.

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@suppaslappa @DanielH_LUFC @JamesPierc3450 Half your country is addicted to meth, of course we have better dental health

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@MikeyTheBuddie There’s not a single Englishman in America pretending to be Scottish. Stop lying on the internet for attention, you’re a fully grown man. Judging by your pfp, a fully grown man who’s definitely on a few lists and has chains in his cellar, but a fully grown man nonetheless.

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@TaurineBeast @barni37 @808nobody @PopBase My answer was baked into point C. The fact that it’s been fifteen years. If someone did this to someone I knew yeah I’d be annoyed. After 15 years I wouldn’t even think about it, let alone being a random person on the internet upset about it, you kids need to grow tf up

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@EI8HTY6IX @barni37 @808nobody @PopBase No, you’re right. But being the kind of person who is still upset about something this small after a fifteen year period when it doesn’t affect your life in the slightest way at all surely can’t translate to strong & useful life skills.

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@Malcon_D1707 @barni37 @808nobody @PopBase Hahaha nigger 😭😂 I’m as white as they come ya little salsa loving beaner. I wouldn’t give a fuck after 15 years if someone had done that because I’m not a soft little pussy like you and the rest of these melts. Now get off the internet and get back to tidying my garden u spick.

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@goodjohnlennon @808nobody @PopBase I really don’t blame you, because you’re a bit of a mong at the minute if I’m being honest with you

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@MattyJared @FergiBall @JOSH___AOTEAROA Because they’re just reporting on what FIFA are doing and their reason for it, they aren’t saying that they’re right. It’s their job to report on things

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@goodjohnlennon @808nobody @PopBase Do you think that by showing it me (I’ve already seen it) it’s going to make me lose the opinion that you’re all a load of soft bellies that need to get over a silly thing someone did on Halloween fifteen years ago? Christ on a bike you lot are such wimps man.

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@EI8HTY6IX @barni37 @808nobody @PopBase A & B are definitely just petty points I wrote for the sake of it but C is definitely a fair point. If you can’t get over a silly Halloween decoration that was made in bad taste FIFTEEN years ago then how do you even survive in this world as a fully grown adult

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@barni37 @808nobody @PopBase A) It wasn’t a cake
B) She wasn’t a mum
C) It happened 15 years ago you absolute melon. Untuck your balls from between your legs and move on ya soft twat.

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@808nobody @PopBase Scum of the earth? It was a Halloween decoration you absolute fairy, hardly an unforgivable act is it. He even apologised, not that he had to.

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@scotsawaydays The beef is so one sided man honestly

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@10kBeez @bossbratbimbo Crazy that you’d pick cheese to use as an example when the cheese America is famous for isn’t even legally allowed to be called cheese & is branded as “singles”