The Mayonnaise Man

I'm the fucking mayonnaise man and I've been touching asian boys for 27 years and I like jerking off with mayonnaise #SDFL

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

Its jerkin time @danieltosh

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

This will never not be funny. Ion wanna hear it, this a whole ass classic 💀💀 https://t.co/xNMEdmVIMH

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

@C__Bone You bet yo ass I’m back baby

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

@C__Bone You after I get ya boyyyy👅👅🕺

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

Now that I know everyone gonna be locked up in their houses I’m fuckin cumin for ya

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

@BurgessBeau Me to your b hole tonight baby

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

This is me and @BurgessBeau every weekend baby

[adam22 @adam22]

This girl got “suck my dick” tattooed on her face and she hasn’t gotten her braces off yet, she definitely gonna be asking for change outside the gas station in a couple years https://t.co/fhWhVjL4yO

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

You are trying to tell me this fag @garrison_oswald played me in a movie?!?! I didn’t approve of this. I’m gonna fuck him silly now 👅👅👅

[Av5t!N @aspencer357]

Super excited for this exceptional cast to play in attack of the mayo man II the mayo strikes back

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

@garrison_oswald Who are you. Trying to call yourself Big Mayo...

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

@maheajimenez Y’all picked on me in high school for wearing little boys shirts and having a fat ass but now I’m back for a vengeance. Vengeance is best served with a side of mayo

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

@rileyreidx3 will you lick my butthole?

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

@JakeCol04907719 you of age yet you slut

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

Oh fuck yes

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

Have you missed me boys?!? 👅👅👅🥴 @TylerColeman97_ @D_sleazy24 @BurgessBeau @aspencer357 @ryan_forwood @IsaacDuling @IanDiC01 im cumin for all you sluts soon one by one you’ll taste the mayoooooo

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

Its jerkin time @danieltosh

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

You better watch out baby or I’ll put my “Vibes” in your ass corn boy

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

Big mayo is back. Im the bald guy in this video https://t.co/gBsAGG7VAe

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

She needs some mayo in her life https://t.co/UFYSpVmoHC

[The Mayonnaise Man @ManMayonnaise]

Look out San Francisco, the mayonnaise man is coming for your Asian children. You better lock em up #2k16 #asianboyfucker