MhohaveTheMan

Never served time in prison or the military but I ain’t afraid to kill a man #efedaccount

[MhohaveTheMan @ManMohave]

Just your daily reminder…

The Lord hates shenanigans and so do I…

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@LC_Pinkston I am a master of sleeping with BOTH eyes open thank you very much…that’s why I’m so good at protecting your missus…

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If you can’t find any scissors, don’t ask me…

I haven’t a clue…perhaps you shouldn’t have told me if I cleaned out the closet, I’d find my meditation crystals…

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@LC_Pinkston You know what? I’m just going to say it…

I’m NOT sorry I ate the last of the Lucky Charms!! And I’d do it again given the chance!!

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@VhodkaBlack @AtaraThemis WHAT?! THATS HOW YOU GET THE CUCUMBER JUICE!!!

Wait….where did I hear that?

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@LC_Pinkston Why yes! I AM strong enough to catch you if you were to jump into my arms…

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@LC_Pinkston If ,by comparing me to a kitten, you mean I am ferocious, agile, and adorable, thank you!

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@LC_Pinkston It keeps my reflexes sharp so that I can make sure Mrs. Pain-Pinkston is well protected…

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@LC_Pinkston My affinity for carrots is for their health benefits…they’re good for your eyes you know…

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@LC_Pinkston Like…your sister Barb?!

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@LC_Pinkston @VhodkaBlack You are a mean mean man

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@VhodkaBlack WAIT!!! EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT?!

I TYPED DM IN FRONT OF IT!! LEWIS TOLD ME I JUST HAVE TO TYPE DM IN FRONT OF A MESSAGE, ITS SENT PRIVATELY!!!

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@VhodkaBlack I mean…

Miss Vhodka…where did you find such filth?

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@VhodkaBlack WHERE’D YOU FIND THAT?!?!

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@bhourbon @VixenOfViolence

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@VixenOfViolence @bhourbon I WILL NOT BE FOOLED INTO SAYING NONSENSE!!! You’re both acting like boobs and I’ll have none of your shenaniganry!!!