The Most Amazing Man Alive X

The most amazing competition known to man. Sponsored by @captaincompost1

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“Hopefully they extend my contract as I was supposed to be on set for The Hunger Games movie adaptation today.”

- Lenny Kravitz

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“I gotta get outta here, we’re facing the Rockets for Game 3 of the 1995 NBA Finals tonight!”

- Shaquille O’Neal

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As a result of the #MAMAXTimeWarp, Shaq and Lenny may be confused about time for the next while.

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Chris Hadfield and Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Time Machine from #MAMA9 is currently being demolished as it cost the #MAMA network several million dollars due to delays related to the #MAMAXTimeWarp

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The MAMAX champion was delayed because Shaq and Lenny were stuck in a time warp of watching 24/7 reruns of #FlippingVegas. #Yancey

MAMAX producers have cut the feed and there is no more cable tv in the mansion. We are now ready to crown a winner.

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“With Trace gone I had the best nights sleep of my life last night. Except there was an odd smell in my room. I kind of liked it though.”

- Shaquille O’Neal

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“Before I was voted out of the mansion I made sure to defecate in Shaq’s pillow case.”

- Trace Adkins

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And just like that we are down to the Final 2: Lenny Kravitz and Shaquille O’Neal!

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Eddie Murphy and Trace Adkins have been banished from the MAMAX mansion, finishing 3rd and 4th respectively.

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Popularity results:

1. Shaquille O’Neal
2. Eddie Murphy & Trace Adkins

Final rankings:

1. Shaquille O’Neal (7 points)
2. Trace Adkins (3.5 points)
3. Eddie Murphy (1.5 points)

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It is confirmed Eddie will be banished tomorrow as he is now in a position where it will be impossible to stay. Trace’s only hope is if he comes in 1st on the popularity vote and Shaq comes in last. That situation would force a tie between Trace and Shaq.

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Potential to win results:

1. Shaquille O’Neal
2. Trace Adkins
3. Eddie Murphy

Current standings (3/4 categories done):

1. Shaquille O’Neal (5 points)
2. Trace Adkins (3 points)
3. Eddie Murphy (1 point)

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“Whoever can light a fire the fastest deserves to win MAMAX.”

- Les Stroud (MAMA2 Winner)

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Performance results:

1. Shaquille O’Neal
2. Eddie Murphy
3. Trace Adkins

Current standings (2/4 categories done):

1. Shaquille O’Neal (3 points)
2. Trace Adkins (2 points)
3. Eddie Murphy (1 point)

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Vote to save Trace, Shaq, or Eddie from banishment:

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Badassery results:

1. Trace Adkins
2. Shaquille O’Neal
3. Eddie Murphy

Standings:

1. Trace Adkins (2 points)
2. Shaquille O’Neal (1 point)
3. Eddie Murphy (0 points)

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The Bottom 3 will be ranked and receive points based on Badassery, Performance, Popularity, and Potential this week.

1st place = 2 points
2nd place = 1 point
3rd place = 0 points

Whoever has the most points at the end will get to face Lenny Kravitz in the Final 2.

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Final rankings for badassery:

SAFE:
1. Lenny Kravitz

BOTTOM 3:
2. Trace Adkins
3. Shaquille O’Neal
4. Eddie Murphy

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“Being bald and badass just doesn’t go together. No way Shaq wins this week.”

- Lenny Kravitz

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“My daddy won by the biggest landslide in US history.”

- Donald Trump Jr.