Dick Shempley

THE WORLD'S GREATEST UNDERCOVER COP. #SpaceNoire

[Tommy Bleu @BleusClues]

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[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@BarrelofJustice @OutOfHuffNPuffs +hand and lands at @BleusClues' feet.*

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@BarrelofJustice @BleusClues @OutOfHuffNPuffs GAH! JESUS! *As his arms are forced behind his back, a flat, black object flies out of his+

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@BarrelofJustice @BleusClues @OutOfHuffNPuffs +he digs into his pocket and slips something out...*

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@BarrelofJustice @BleusClues @OutOfHuffNPuffs *His hand trembling, Dick slowly pulls off his ski mask.* ...Don't.
*With his other hand,+

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@OutOfHuffNPuffs @BleusClues *Points at Bleu holding his TiePhone.* MMPH mmmph MMMPh TIEPHONE mmf mmmph... *quietly sobs*

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@OutOfHuffNPuffs @BleusClues @HisMadhouse @BarrelofJustice +to yell in pain and drop to the ground on his knees.* /MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH/!

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@OutOfHuffNPuffs @BleusClues @HisMadhouse @BarrelofJustice *He grabs the electrodes shot out of the taser with his bare hands, causing him+

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@BleusClues @HisMadhouse @OutOfHuffNPuffs @BarrelofJustice *Frantically waves his arms.* MMMPH MMMMMMMPH NO MMMMF MMMMMMPH!

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@BleusClues @HisMadhouse @OutOfHuffNPuffs @BarrelofJustice +*Throws down machine gun, waddles some more.*

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@BleusClues @HisMadhouse @OutOfHuffNPuffs @BarrelofJustice *He continues to waddle towards the men.* MmmmMMPH MMMF mmmph mmph NINE mmmf.+

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@HisMadhouse @BleusClues @OutOfHuffNPuffs @BarrelofJustice +mumbles through his ski mask.* HEY mmph mmmmph mmf FEDERATION mmmph mmmf mmph.

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@HisMadhouse @BleusClues @OutOfHuffNPuffs @BarrelofJustice +his blood-splattered disguise and waving an empty machine gun around. He+

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@HisMadhouse @BleusClues @OutOfHuffNPuffs @BarrelofJustice *Dick waddles out of the apartment building behind the men, still dressed in+

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@ManOManyFaces +building's ground floor.*

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@ManOManyFaces +henchmen, and soon he makes it to the elevator at the end of the hallway. He climbs inside and travels down to the+

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@ManOManyFaces +stained with blood and coated in dust.*
Shitshitshit.
*Slowly and carefully he walks over the corpses of Reggie's+

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

*Dick stands up off the floor in Reginald Ford's corpse-ridden meeting room, having played possum for roughly a half-hour. His clothes are+

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

@BarbedWire_

[Dick Shempley @ManOManyFaces]

*holds tie up to his hear, pretends it's a tiePhone*
*cries silently*