Ding Dong McJingles

A Mystery wrapped in an Enigma wrapped in a Soft Taco

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@PApal150 @jordanbpeterson He will never apologize for anything ever. It’s kind of what’s made him what he is.

[Top Jimmy @top_jimmy_cooks]

@jordanbpeterson It sounds like you want to be able to say whatever you wish, without having to listen to any of the push-back, suffer the consequences, or generally own any of what you say.

Aren't you the one talking about how the "old school" man's man is disappearing?

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@jordanbpeterson Good, so I can call you an egomaniacal knob-goblin and won’t be blocked I assume.

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@jkenney Quit wasting taxpayer money you little Trumpkin.

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@JulietBurgess Yeah that says “Gobal”.

I think we’re over-estimating these people.

[Goosenaan @goosenaanlittle]

@PeterSweden7 Oh wow, Also these countries have amongst the highest vaccination rates in the world!! Good for them.

Vaccines are good.

[Goosenaan @goosenaanlittle]

@_TheGMan @PeterSweden7 Ok little darling, you want to hang with the grown ups?

First learn what a false equivalency is.

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@Goosenaanextra @spamruetama @paulaspeak2 @sheilawalker73 @DTeplitzer Something these Hatriots don’t seem to understand.

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

Yep

[Goose @Goosenaanextra]

@paulaspeak2 @sheilawalker73 @DTeplitzer The way you get to “sit at the table” in this country is by being elected.

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

I once hitchhiked from Vancouver to Calgary and a Trucker took me most of the way.

While he drove he told story after story. He made it abundantly clear that he did not like anybody with dark skin. He even told me a story about how he killed guy. Shot him right in the face.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canadian truckers rule

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@AmateurMaps @Wilnerness But if you go carrying pictures of Brandon Lowe , don’t ya know that you can count me out!

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@MrsMThatcher @jack In 1949, congress passed the "Fairness Doctrine" requiring broadcast licensees to give "honest, equitable & balanced" coverage of news.

President Reagan ended it in 1987.

He’s as much to blame for the state of things as anyone.

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@robertjeffress Such small minds, you have.

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@iheartmindy Lolll

They don’t call her Mindy-“I want to speak with your manager!”-Robinson for nothing.

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

No, I won the election!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I won the Election!

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

Hi @Twitter, I applied to your Fact-checker position, here's some more sample work. Thanks!

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@pastorlocke I actually feel sorry for you.

Hope you get some help mate.

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@SebGorka @realDonaldTrump Pathetic

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@DanPatrick @realDonaldTrump @POTUS I saw voter fraud. Hit me in my DMs for the real evidence...

[Ding Dong McJingles @ManOfIdeal]

@iheartmindy @PatriotPartyNV @AZPatriotParty Cool. Bye then. 👋