Uncouth Joseph

I don’t know what any of this shit is and i’m fuckin scared. Professional Robot Wrangler. Go Birds.

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

Okay, okay; me and who

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

the most intimate thing that's ever happened to me...

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

Absolute masterclass in keeping a straight face, MSDNC followed by a description of the DNC would have had me on the floor

[ClockworkAnge™ @ClockworkAnge]

Gray rocking is a self-protection strategy where you become as boring, neutral, and unreactive as a literal gray rock to stop a narcissist from feeding on emotional drama.

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

The road to hell is paved with evil pavement

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

(Stepping down off the ten story ledge with tears in my eyes): Never a doubt in my mind, go Birds

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

Getting kicked out of the Cthulu cult because they caught me eating calamari at Olive Garden again

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

@ALTRAKILL Hell yeah bro. Keep this kinda passion for it up and you’ll go far, good luck 👍

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

I have a whole ass history degree and couldn’t have said it any better

[altrakanetannhäuser @ALTRAKILL]

the confederacy's best and its a home turf merchant who was farming Ws off cowards and farmers
nigga went against Uncondition Surrender Grant, A STREET NIGGA, and caved like a house of cards that nigga is a fraud

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

@Baileymoon15 Bring a guitar and you could probably open for him for free

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

@dietxcokewhore When my ex and I lived together her cat became my little buddy. I’d get home from a 12 hour night shift to her meowing like this as she came down the stairs to greet me. Never once got tired of it.

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

Shit ain’t funny, and the room full of adults laughing just makes it sad

[Evan Vieth @EvanVieth]

“I saw the AI Edit of (Sark) slapping Holly Rowe.”

I asked Arch Manning if he’d seen any edits on TikTok or Twitter after the game, and his answer is gold.

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

When i’m six beers deep and someone says the word “karate” in my vicinity

[Boşuna Tıklama @bosunatiklama]

Rusya'da bir teknoloji mağazasında robot, kendisini iten müşteriye saldırmaya çalıştı.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Gritty has once again thrown a penguin off of the upper level

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

Runs in the family I guess

[toby @rav4things]

“you’d boo jesus christ if he played for the opposing team” he’ll i’d boo jesus christ if he played for MY team and was playing really poorly

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Bro these NFL GMs need to STOP trading with Howie bro. He is NOT looking out for you he WILL fleece your ass

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If you are at Wells Fargo Center go to the team store right now and stick your hand in the cash register

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

@madifawnzzz Hell yeah Reynaud’s gang rise up

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

Do you think that when the Kongos brothers were forming the band, the accordion one picked his instrument first, or last?

[Uncouth Joseph @ManOfLeaves]

I’ve made it my personal mission to spread Penpal to as many people as possible. It should go down as one of the best in the genre. If you’ve never heard of it and see this tweet, go buy it

[Rolo “Screaming” Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

Penpal by Dathan Auerbach. An entire childhood charted by a stalker and a slowly dissolving best friendship. Managed to feel more confident and literary than other creepypastas. Equal parts off-putting and sentimental. Would be the best Stephen King adaptation King didn’t write.