Chuck Norris could kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris didn't do push-ups. He pushed the Earth down.
Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
In heaven, even miracles check with Chuck Norris.
RIP LEGEND
Theres an old saying In Tennessee- I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee- that says, fool me once… shame on…shame on you
Fool me- can’t get fooled again