Bro Strider

I am a flaming hot bromosexual. If you are a bro I am attracted to you bro. I am owner and ceo of Smuppets Puppets inc.

[Bro Strider @ManStrider]

@Horriblyironic I am dead

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I hate #gamergate

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Update nerds

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We will rise again

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Talk to me about net neutrality

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@DrakeBell come to my ass please!

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@RaptorMeatt yes?

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When at first you don't succeed, lower your standards for success

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@bigBrostrider fite me

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@bigBrostrider I don't know that's not my problem buttmunch

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@bigBrostrider make me

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Bapspringa

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Always remember the alamo

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When I was done with it dave's sword was definitely BROken

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I need cheetos

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Introducing a new form of currency.
Brobucks

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mememachine

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booty

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the dorito crisis is very important to me, there are children in this world who have not tasted their succulent skin

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dear obama, what are you doing about the growing dorito crisis in our country #SOTUChat