Randy “Fencepost” Wood

Mooresville, NC born. Retired dirt-slinger. Army vet. Still turnin’ laps in the double-wide. Rubbin’s racin’, baby.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Brandon Bussi

[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.

[Rachel Kryshak @RachelKryshak]

This is a thing of beauty. Absolute brilliance from the Canes.

[Hasbullacane @HasbullaCane]

WHAT A PASS BY NIKOLAJ EHLERS

[Randy “Fencepost” Wood @ManUnbalanced_]

Carrier grinding in the trenches and setting up Jankowski for what might be the most beautifully placed shot he’s ever let fly. I think he even shocked himself for a half second. This team is sex on ice #Canes

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

THIS EFFING SERIES O(REILLY)MG

[Randy “Fencepost” Wood @ManUnbalanced_]

@whatsundersteer @XfinityRacing @CarsonHocevar Giving Larson that super sloppy top eh?

[Xfinity Racing @XfinityRacing]

Ok, we found it.

Shoutout to Scotty Quinton of the @CarsonHocevar & Carson Hocevar Racing Official Fan Group on Facebook.

[Franklin the Pump Dot Fun Guy @PumpDotFunGuy]

Epic celebration at Talladega by the first-time NASCAR Cup Series winner, Carson Hocevar @CarsonHocevar

[No Context NASCAR @NoContextNyoom]

Gotta be one of the coolest victory celebrations I’ve ever seen

[Randy “Fencepost” Wood @ManUnbalanced_]

@sebastianL20 @PardonMyTake Rooting for this

[Randy “Fencepost” Wood @ManUnbalanced_]

@goyagotit @KNBR I feel sorry for you. I cant imagine how hard it is to be you. You’ll never succeed because you were never supposed to. I can only hope that you progress from a crawl to a walk, but its not your fault that you’ll never run… while innocent. I wish you the best.

[Randy “Fencepost” Wood @ManUnbalanced_]

Notify officials at Shawshank.. he’s been hiding in plain sight for decades! #AndyDufresne #CurtCignetti @IndianaFootball

[Randy “Fencepost” Wood @ManUnbalanced_]

You know that brief moment where the Chipotle chip kinda tastes like movie theater popcorn?

I want to live in that moment forever. @ChipotleTweets