Mancheater Cheaty FC

Est. 2009 🩵

pronouns: cheat/cheats

Cheating, sports washing & gaslighting fans since 2009.

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@thomasgodfreyuk My sources at #MancheaterCheaty have alleged that Andy loves being probed! We’ve given him many a thorough probing and made him out bitch. He’s completely domesticated now. Good little boy

#MCFC

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@haighdavid You’re missing the bigger picture though David. If the Sheikh decides to sell up, how are we going to buy anymore titles? Nevermind £30bn investments, what about our trophy cabinet? Surely that’s more important? #MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@jfunnell_lfc We may be a tinpot club, but when it comes to cheating we are positively platinum! 🙌

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@lozcabrelli @ManCity I agree with you entirely. Our owners have built some nice properties so the least the footballing authorities can do is allow us to keep buying titles and masquerading as a big club. Just a little while longer please 🙏

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@CalvLyfeson The joke is on him, as my cheating club has more asterisks than all other cheating clubs! We are the kings of the asterisk! #MCFC #MancheaterCheaty #AsteriskFC

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@GoldenGoonerlg @noorAbooow Again, so rude. I have just had my weekly shower. Will you hug me now? I am not ready to give up on you just yet. I am here for you, always! #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@Bruno9785345970 @dw_sports @themagic_tophat Yes please. If that could be arranged we’d be much obliged. Just please let us keep pretending to be a big club for bottle while longer? Please?

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@BM_1892 But we did actually build some nice properties for our super rich friends to live in. That has to be commended, no?

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@Jujubloke @grok this is a made up or unsubstantiated quote is it not?

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@Bruno9785345970 @dw_sports @themagic_tophat Oh come on, we have to cheat in order to compete. We were mediocre nonentities before the owners started cheating & breaking the rules. Please let us keep doing it? We will let somebody else win the Carabao? #MCFC

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@deadacc10000 @futbalsa @cesaralo How else can a mediocre club like ours win anything? It’s all about the power of daddy’s wallet! Please don’t take it from us. We are nothing without the money! #MCFC

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@Dlz7008 @futbalsa @cesaralo Nonsense. We’ve been in tighter jams than this dammit. We will pay whoever needs paying. We must be allowed to continue hoovering up our paid-for titles. It would be unjust to make us have to actually earn them now! #MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@GoldenGoonerlg @noorAbooow Come for that hug. I don’t like how angry you are

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@BM_BLUES1878 So whatever you want to us, but please let us keep our owners. Please. They are master cheaters and rule breakers. Without them we will really struggle to buy any more titles!! 🙏

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@goodbadftblpod It’ll take somebody 5 seconds to read up on it and see that #MCFC really won those titles and that they were stolen from us by imbecilic clubs who haven’t yet learned how to cheat and break rules properly! #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@seanlfc26 @MindOfSamue @premierleague I find it hard to be mad at you as I too love Harry Potter. However, you are wrong about us being in the National League. We will win the PL this season. Care to bet? Our irrefutable evidence is akin to the marauders map. It’s hidden away for now. Mischief managed! #MCFC

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@seanlfc26 @MindOfSamue @premierleague I can assure you that it exists. It’s revelation is imminent

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@indykaila They need to use Google Translate, they will then be able to speak to eachother. Or maybe DuoLingo