That Guy📈

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Christ is King

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

They will be remembered as the most disgraceful team in the World Cup history. I’m actually speechless.

[Daddy Kross @daddy_kross]

Has he had a remarkable career? Yes

Is he undoubtedly one of the best ever? Absolutely

Has he been heavily favoured by football institutions? Most definitely!

[Ken_ @cknze1]

The worst part of this post isn’t the sea of red flags,

It’s that she thinks it’s cute.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Ronaldo in 2016

1. Ballon d'Or
2. The Best FIFA Men's Player 2016
3. UEFA Best Player in Europe 2015–16
4. UEFA Champions League Top Scorer 2015–16
5. UEFA European Championship (Euro 2016) Winner
6. UEFA Champions League Winner
7. FIFA Club World Cup Winner
8. Best European Sportsman Award
9. Eurosport World Star of the Year 2016
10. FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball 2016
11. IFFHS World's Best Top Goalscorer
12. Globe Soccer Best Player of the Year
13. FourFourTwo's No. 1 Player
14. World Soccer Player of the Year
15. Forza Football Awards 2016
16. Goal 50 Winner 2016
17. Trofeo Alfredo Di Stéfano
18. Best International Athlete ESPY Award
19. UEFA Euro 2016 Team of the Tournament

55 Games - 51 Goals ⚽ - 17 Assists 🅰️

Total wipe out. Sent your goat packing.10 Years later at 41 you are shouting “the debate has ended”😂

[O.j~🇵🇹❤️🦅 @_Ojeeee]

@gafxxr Has every comp there is known to man

[🗿 @jhonte_]

don't embarrass yourself like that bro

[lilvic @Mlilvic]

This is what Most Messi fans don't understand.

We never said Messi is not a great footballer. He is, but you can't deny the fact that his carrier has been created by bias and favoritism.

Ask yourself, why is it that only Messi has been linked with multiple robberies and conspiracy?

If multiple people are saying the same thing, then it probably is true..

Since 2015 Messi suffered to win the champions league for barca, couldn't make it, he ran away..

He retired from international football because he couldn't win it and cried of corruption, New FIFA president went to beg him to come back and they had to reschedule Copa America to every year for him to win.

2022 We all saw the daylight robberies for him to win..

Messi is a great Player but the systems are forcing him to win some stuffs..

2010 Messi had 0 goals and 0 assist in both World Cup and Champions league, yet he won the Balon D'or.

2021 Robbed Balon D'or
2023 Robbed Balon D'or.

His carrier is full of Robberies.

He is a fantastic player of football, but not the goat.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the GOAT.
He went against all odds and the system and won multiple times with different club and brought trophies to Portugal..

Even when the Media is focused on spoiling his name, he still shines.

CR7 is the GOAT 🐐

[Ororo😎 @McFlybowy]

Only one Fanbase does this btw.

[m @uncomptefan]

Just perfect

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Tiki-Taka to encourage women to sleep around.

Must be nice

Twitter is the only place where people have never met a good virgin, and all the women who married as virgins had bad experinces. The men who married virgins all regret it.

You need to sleep around to have good character and be a good wife

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Today I decided to take my weight loss journey seriously. Inspired by that lady that walked from Ketu to Unilag gate, I laced my sneakers to walk from Surulere to Unilag.

It’s not the same distance as the lady covered, but I wanted to start small and see if i can do it and my body won’t fail me.

It was really hard as I pushed my self to the limit as a first timer. Going through Yaba and its environs and As I finally reached the Unilag gate, panting and sweating, I saw a small boy crying his eyes out.

A bike had hit him, and all his market load was scattered across the floor pepper, Maggi, and eggs everywhere.

It seems his mum sent him on errand. He was crying trying to pack all the items on the floor. No one around was helping him so I crossed over. While crossing over, I made a conscious decision to send him something to get the items.

I got to him. felt so bad. I knelt down, tap him, and said, "Sorry, bro. Don’t cry, I will buy the rest for you.
He said thank you sir.
Cleaning his eyes.

He was holding another item in his hand tightly.
So I’m like why you hold this one tight?which item be that? Show me make I see”

Lo and behold, it was a bottle of groundnut oil.
I was so confused. I ask him,
"Ah, why you dey cry because of Ororo?"
The boy looked me dead in the eye, wiped his tears, and shouted:
"SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" 😭⚽️

Happy Ronaldo day everyone!!!!!!!!!

[Cato the Elder @CatotheE]

@venom1s @girlyy_speaks

[ZEUS🐐👑 @RMAzeus]

Throwback to when Young Cristiano Ronaldo and Quaresma cooked Prime Brazil.

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

"Messi wins his 2nd world cup"

Who's the GOAT?

Me- Cristiano Ronaldo

[Rado 🎈 @thee_ovie]

He’s spoken exactly like the Messi fanboy he is.

Still pushing this humble gimmick in 2026? They really think we’re wearing pampers.

Lionel Messi has the greatest false image in sports history.

[Bear @BearJFK]

Women have no idea how much blokes fantasise about such things.

[CrownprinceCom2 @CrownprinceCom2]

SOUTH AFRICA XENOPHOBIA: Nigerian Man Refuses to Shut Down Business, Says He Employs Over 25 South Africans

A Nigerian businessman has stood his ground amid ongoing anti-immigrant tensions in South Africa, insisting that he will not close his shop😭😭

[That Guy📈 @Man_Like_Eben_7]

@UnkleAyo France to win
France 4: 1 Senegal

[D I K E H @iamdikeh]

I’m so happy for my brother mehn! Thank you Bruno ❤️

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

How are you building with someone but he is the one that has to make it? You, make am na.

Women no dey make am for your family?