Man Ly

I am Man Ly(sounds like Lee)

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

Does anyone have any extra Dental Floss? I used all of mine up.

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

Sorry for the Absence, mourning the loss of my hero Patrick Swazye by watching Ghost 567 times in a row.

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A Keg full of PBR actually bounces on pavement....who knew?

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

Saw some bears with sweet fashion sense. Might have to get me one of their new necklaces, not really sure what that red light on it means.

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

Shout out to Papasitos Cantina for the suicidal stuffed jalepenos...and again sorry to Walgreens for the clean up on aisle three. My bad.

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

Anyone know a home remedy for getting blood out of plaid, more specifically wolves blood...just wondering?

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Had quite the battle with a large beast of burden, I regret to say he got away from me and I think he ate my knife. I've misplaced it.

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

Just fixed my exhaust system on my 1972 Corvette with Duck-tape and Paint screws.

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

woke up naked on a raft in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, the only thing I could use as an oar was my morning wood.

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

just finished a manplate and now can't remember where I put my pants...

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

Would like to formally apologize to the continent of Asia. I guess I just don't know my own strength.

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

just flew on the wings of a falcon, it really is the only way to fly...tvs in every headrest!

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

cut down a forest in California and flew to Africa and planted them there...they needed the shade trust me!

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

thought I was choking on steak, then realized I forgot to kill and cook the cow...again.

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just ran a hummer off the road with my bull; guy threatened to sue so I beat him to death with his own arms. (stop hitting yourself indeed)!

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

doesn't trust banks or the federal government so he has no use for currency.

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

just peed out a forest fire...now off to fix the ozone layer problem with a belch.

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

Just finished a machete knife fight with a samurai-ninja. Guess who won? Now lunch with my pirate friends.

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My bull got a bum leg so I ran the 8 miles to the vet with it tied to my back. Should be good tomorrow.

[Man Ly @Man_Ly]

cooking steak and drinking Pbr out of a golden chalice.