Duncan

I am best friends with both Prince Adam & He-Man. I'm the Heroic Master of Weapons, more than most people can handle

[Duncan @Man_at_Arms_Mo]

@ElonMuskAOC @elonmusk God no, worse junk than a Sky Sled

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

@BBCWorld They shouldn’t have shunned my spin off show I offered them.
At Home with Hordak would have been a massive hit.

[Ben Leslie (BLUE TICK) @BenLeslie1]

@nitramyad @ladbible Ukraine in the membrane

[Ben Leslie (BLUE TICK) @BenLeslie1]

@StanCollymore

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

@ladbible Computer enhance.

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

I just want to say okay I was at the socially distanced gathering but it was definitely a work thing & I only spent 25 minutes there. There was no partying whatsoever, I went back to planning how to capture He-Man once Carrie had collected her paperwork.#BYOBParty #Number10Party

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

He-Man had really let himself go over #Christmas.

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

It’s #InternationalMensDay not international He-Man Day like this prick who loves himself just a little too much thinks.

[Duncan @Man_at_Arms_Mo]

@Telegraph Just found another Meghan text, shall I delete it?

[Duncan @Man_at_Arms_Mo]

Only asked him if he had a sweet ass!

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

It��s been over 6 hours & he can no longer bear not knowing what Karen from Facebook has to say about how many marshmallows she can fit in her fanny.

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

If you didn’t see it it didn’t happen right?

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

When you need to make that final check to make sure no one is about before you get friendly with Randy the Robot.

[Duncan @Man_at_Arms_Mo]

I came to Twitter to get away from those Facebook idiots. Now I’m seeing Janet giving it large about Derek who is still refusing to wear a mask in Tesco.

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

Just seen both Adam & He-Man filling up at Tesco within 5 minutes of each other. Not sure how as I didn’t see He-Man until I got distracted by a lightning bolt. #fuelshortages #fuelpanic

[Duncan @Man_at_Arms_Mo]

I would say I’m shitting myself but I’ve desperately got to hold it in.

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

Just told them Tesco & Aldi are both out of toilet rolls again.
#panicbuying

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

#NickiMinaj is right, the Covid vaccine does effect the size of your testicles.
My colleague just sent me a picture & I can see he can barely carry them.
Make sure you fact check out there people, these are dangerous times.

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

There were plenty of controversial characters in MOTU. Some how Fisto made it past the censorship but everyone apart from Prince Adam & He-Man thought that Cock Nose would be a good idea.

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

Hey Siri, I want to practice circumcision, can you show me how? Any tips are welcome.

[Duncan @Man_at_Arms_Mo]

#Hancockup #Hancockgate #HancockMustResign

[Hordak 🇺🇦 @evilhasnoname]

As you are aware certain footage has been splashed across the tabloids showing my aide & I in a compromising position. I have offered my apology to Boris Johnson who now says the matter is closed.
I will now continue with my 2 jab policy & hope @TheSun doesn’t find out again.