carpee_enga

keeping it calm

[T-BAG🩺🩺 @tbagcity]

@Tray____MD Wake up

[Florah @FayChep476320]

There are people who lie so much that even if you see them in hell they'll tell you: "I came to see someone" 🤣🤣

[Eric 😆😎🧢 @mutugiericw]

Hizi plot za juja na joska haziishangi n walianza kuuza huko 2016???😆😂

[𝗦𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗵 @ombotojr]

Your friends calling you gay is better than a gay calling you friend.

[Mpalestino @Mpa_lestine]

Usingizi inaniita na majina zangu zote tatu mamae 😭😅

[Mpalestino @Mpa_lestine]

Ukitoka mechi na dem mkamba afu uguze ukose ball yako moja

[seska¿? ¿? † @1_my_key]

Ukifikisha post limits na zote hazijanasa

[Murume🇰🇪💧 @Murume2580]

Unemployed tushamalizana na ya Germany sasa ni kutegea sakumi tuwatch ya Netherlands alafu tuingie usingizi

[Mister🥶🔥 @Misterrr58]

Hii 50 bob iko kwa mpesa inafanya nifeel kuwapea motivation na inspirational quotes😂😂

[SURA MBAYA @joshtonny2]

Kuja ufungue gate kuna mtu amekuja na chiwawa nataka nikasuke

[Terence 🇰🇪 @victor_ale81475]

leo nayo lazima niseme sikupewa maji

[𝗦𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗵 @ombotojr]

Before I go to sleep, let's gain followers. Who is active right now I'm following back.

[IDEWA @R_idewa]

There is a time I was traveling from western to Nairobi bana tukafika pale salgaa tukaambiwa gari break imekataa vile tuliambiwa hivyo jama mwingine hapo naona anaweka simu kwa mfuko na akalala vizuri kwa kiti,wtf is going on in this country?

[𝗖𝗵á𝘃𝗲𝘇 @abdykeen]

When you're receiving something nasty but you're around people

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

When you get robbed in china and the police asks you to describe the person

[sandboy @Sandegidi]

Kama hujawai tumia these beautiful bag ukiwa primary don't talk to me about struggles.

[💙𝗦¡𝐫𝗕𝐫¡𝗻💀 @9j_obi]

Me before tweeting Vs me after tweeting

[Mpalestino @Mpa_lestine]

Better days are coming aje na watu wako kwa gava wanaiba our future 😭

[Mister🥶🔥 @Misterrr58]

"Ulionaje huyo kijana wa keyboard?"

"Kwanza achana na huyo,huyu wa guitar ndio mambo yote"

[Kijana ya fifa @kamzozo100]

Madem wawili wakamba wakikuambia muende threesome