Siphesihle Manana

Diversitarianist. Composer. Orchestrator.

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

Department of Education be like: Welcome to The Covid Games. May the best immune system win!😷

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

Sometimes you take a shower just because it's something to do. Admit it. #lockdownconfessions

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

LockDownSA 2020 Playlist
▶️01 Pass That Dutch - Missy Elliott
"Listen up, every1! We hav been jst informed that theres an unknown virus thats attacking all clubs; Symptoms hav been said 2 b heavy breathin, wild dancin, coughin; So wen u hear da sound *who-di-whooo!* Run 4 cover"

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

Me before bed: Yeah man. A clean kitchen for the morning! You're Adulting now 😌 Off to bed...

Sink: Alright guys so karaoke night again? The theme for tonight is *Be Our Guest*!

Dishes, etc: YEEEEEEEEAAAAH!

Me in the morning: Phuck, bro! 😟

#Adulting101_Mysteries

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

All I'm saying is there better be a "Previously On The Marvel Cinematic Universe" segment before Avengers: Endgame. You can't expect us to remember 10 seasons of episodes... Come on Disney!

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

@theblackpanther The awesome soundtrack (thanks Kendrick Lamar) and the superbly fantastic score (thanks Ludwig Göransson)! Kudos to everybody involved in making that part of the pie happen. #WakandaForever #BlackPanther

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

Heroes are made, not born... But so are villains...

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

Science Lesson: Speed of Time is proportional to Volume of Money. In other words, Time moves slower, the poorer you are.

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

Uzobona Sesi On! 🕺🏾#dbnnyts #busiswa #rudeboyz

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

In nature, it's the males that has to look pretty for females. Humans are one of the few, if not the only, species that have it vice versa. Brothas, work on yourselves. Mama Nature will give You the signal. #brothasunited ✊🏾🤜🏻🤛🏿 #kingstimeisdawning 🌄 #Wakandaforever

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

Me. https://t.co/eDjScnoYHx

[SZA @sza]

Lmao I be sayin gn and my body be like nah

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

Me at 18: as long as I’m in bed by 3 AM I’m good

Me now: it’s already 8PM, we can’t start a movie this late

[maWosiyana👑 @Fudge1018]

Wooow congratulations!!!🎉🎈🎊 https://t.co/RulAQdXjYD

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

@sindivanzyl A cab driver gave me a free lift home when I was walking carrying, a bit too heavy, groceries on one of the hottest days that summer in Durban. The sun just came out of nowhere! It was so hot even my liver, lungs and heart were sweating but I was saved. #forevergrateful

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

That awesome/annoying feeling when you watching a concert and you want to skip tracks but every track is just unskippable #bjork

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

"I Love You"

Other People: I care for you and adore you and I give you all because you are beautiful and I appreciate you wholeheartedly.

Me: I really really really really really really really really really really really like your company. I'm wierd. Please don't leave me 🐕

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

@BBW_BFF Love the UN/End Credits. Just a little bit of everything. Listen to it before I leave for work. Pumps me up for the day yo!

[Siphesihle Manana @MananaTheMaster]

@BBW_BFF Maybe someone should set the score to a stage production? #thoughts