Manatee Max

I BLOCK ALL PORNBOTS and POLITICS. We're an eCommerce retailer specializing in high quality name brand sailing, marine and outdoor recreational gear.

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@StraightFlorida I always feel sorry for the customer service people during snowbird season. I'm surprised more yankees don't wind up as gator food. With over 11 million acres of swampland, if they find the bodies, it's nobody's fault but your own.

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I'm TV dinners in an oven-safe aluminum tray old.

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Sandhill Cranes can weigh up to about 14 lbs.
When I started working at (F45) the North Palm Beach County General Aviation Airport, I had to tell the line guys and front desk girls not to feed them.

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@1776Steve I don't assume my fellow drivers are going to be smart or predictable. I give them plenty of room.

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@eda2026 We don't really know. We guess at it every time and hope we look smart.

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You can usually tell if someone is an expert.
They're the ones who don't proclaim to be.

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Apparently, in England, they have parks where their cars can play.

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@stabmarine Learned it from mama, who learned it from hers, who learned it from hers when it was introduced in the United States in 1948.

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I don't like sterile food. I prefer restaurants that look like they have a few government inspectors buried out back.

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@BestBoatTech Messy food is good food. For comparison, look at the dry, sterile stuff from McDonald's.

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One of my super powers is the ability to be agnostic AND not be a dick about it.

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@Hypocycloid13 The last time we went to Key West was "the" last time. it is not what it used to be. Stop in Islamorada instead, or go west to the Gulf Coast.

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@Katie_Classique Ship her where?

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@RoBonnett79 That would alter the design of pants as we have known them.

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@ParallelRiker That may be funny, but I'm still using a version of MS Image Pro 10 that's been unsupported for about a decade.

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I'm not cooking tonight.
I'm "cooking." I know it's cheating. I'm going to brown some onion and sausage to throw in it though.