TheMancAmbassador

Mert, I am a top bloke, mert. Engaged to my gorgeous cousin Destiny and proud father of my son Kai Neville. Expect tweets about Kappa and Slazenger after-shave.

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@TheBatmanFTM you haven't got a bird. You're terribly lonely and wish you had a bird and are taking your anger out on people.

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@TheBatmanFTM Are you making fun of the victims of a tragedy? Because then you are no better than Man Utd fans. Which I am not.

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@TheBatmanFTM @scouseambasador I can tell by your display picture that you're obviously a chap of far superior intelligence than my own.

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@joe_obrien1997 @suso30fernandez that is the worst chant I've ever heard.

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The Sun Newspaper is like a fuckin ass hair, full of shit!!!!!!

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@frankieboyle you're a shit house you for writing for The Sun.

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@laffinscouser don't know you know 70 followers in 48hrs mert!

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@scouse4lifelad is that picture from a video game? You're sending me pictures of video games now? This too wool even for me.

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@scouse4lifelad their days consist of grafting, beak or green down the pub or at a mates or at their birds. No time to tweet.

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@scouse4lifelad my scouse mates, go home and away with LFC and EFC they range from 18-30 and they all say twitter and Facebook is wool.

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@scouse4lifelad IT'S SPELT "INBRED" YOU FUCKING SPASTIC. YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO PROPER SCOUSERS BEING ON TWITTER LIKE A WOOL!

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@scouse4lifelad OH DEAR YOU ON A SMARTPHONE LAD? THAT'S EVEN WORSE. WHAT SCOUSER HAS GOT TIME FOR TWITTER? YOU BAD WOOL!

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@scouse4lifelad not very scouse sitting in a room on a computer. Get down the pub an get some lemo and get goosing. #TwitterIsForWools

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@scouse4lifelad I reckon, rert, if you asked any real scouser if they had twitter they'd say "no, lad. Ain't got time for that shit." Rert?

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@scouse4lifelad I've got a job mert but them Hugo Boss polo's are like £90 each, rert, I can't afford to have like 10 of them mert!

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@laffinscouser no they say you shouldn't have time to be sitting at a computer you should be down the pub on "beak" or "goosing".

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@scouse4lifelad my scouse merts say that twitter and Facebook are wool and that I should be at the pub on "beak" or "goosing" instead.

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@laffinscouser mert, I'm confused, rert.
My scouse merts say that Twitter and Facebook are wool?

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@scouse4lifelad scouse clothes are too expensive mert.

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@scouse4lifelad hate is a bad thing mert I know we dress and talk differently but maybe one day we can live in peace.