Fortune🧧

@fortunephori everywhere, no i do not consider myself a fashion Nigga

[J🍒 @Badgrlj__]

My momma always told me you can be dead ass right but the way you handle shit can make you wrong as well.

[poet @wavstxr]

i lowkey feel bad when i see a bug in my bedroom . this nigga don’t even know i’m bout 2 shut his lights out

[©©™ @ImSimplyCC]

they gon have you in the middle of times square like this

[remx @biigrem]

They on tv talking about some turn your ACs off for a little while so we don’t black out.. turn off Times Square first bitch..

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Sometimes when the weed really hits I feel like the melted girl from the anti-weed ad in the 2000’s but the commercial doesn’t mention that it feels awesome when you’re just chillin

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

Calf raises gone get me out the hood

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[🐶WOOF CLITZER🐶 @ESPNFrankie]

Damn she play more roles than Eddie Murphy in the nutty Professor.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Can’t even ride around to clear yo mind no more tank gone be clear before yo mind is

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Smoking weed is 95% standing up and dropping shit u had in your lap

[blaise @blaisew_c]

Nooo you're supposed to flush your vote down the toilet and watch helplessly as they do what they want

[🇺🇸 619 SANTA🎅🏿 @FlageyGod]

He just had dinner with Elon btw and he was at dinner with Ivanka and Jared lol hopefully you niggas wake up and realize this man is playing in yall faces but that buzzword “culture” send those dusty ass dogs in a frenzy

[Jason (U mad) @EmperorTChalla]

For audiences that want to see original Black storytelling please support Iyanu! Season 2 is currently airing on Cartoon network.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

People think I’m being alarmist when I say they are trying to make you dumb. They feel entitled to control how and to what extent you can access knowledge. They send their kids to tech-free schools while ensuring public school kids can’t read. They want you illiterate.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Bitch did you just do a hit and run?!?

[crusty @crust333]

If u post a white boy on Valentine’s Day I’m unfollowing u