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dog person, feminist, introvert, AuDHD, ND specialist psychologist…my views are my own and not associated with any workplace

[jax @brokeurtooth]

a helicopter & six cop cars r surrounding my street & i walked out of my apartment to get my laundry downstairs & three cops yelled “get back inside” & i said “i need to get my laundry” & they yelled “u can get it later” but like what if i get lazy later and don’t want to do it

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Condoms made of bubble wrap? Poppycock!

[morally grey @knowncougar]

literally how can it get bleaker than this

[z @Manchesterzoo]

@CharlieHudz We love you Charlie Chops x

[z @Manchesterzoo]

@EliMcCann At last!

[z @Manchesterzoo]

@CharlieHudz I have been thinking of you pal. Love to see your snuggling paw and that you are the cheese and chicken noms. X

[z @Manchesterzoo]

@NiallHarbison Immense!!!

[z @Manchesterzoo]

@CharlietheWest2 @CharlieHudz Yeah Mr Chewie is nearly 7 and has had warts since a puppet

[z @Manchesterzoo]

@CharlieHudz @harphat Aww this makes me so sad. I’m glad you got your nuggies handsome boy. Keep making those memories xx

[Classic Ads @ClassicAdvertz]

Fraggle Rock, 1983

[Greeners @itsgreeners]

Claire’s closing down? Serves them right for accusing me of shoplifting in their Accrington Arndale store in 1996. Played the long game but I’ve had the last laugh.

[z @Manchesterzoo]

@DiaryAlfred What a wonderful day you had. And what a wonderful life ❤️ Sending so much to your hoomans xx

[z @Manchesterzoo]

@DiaryAlfred Oh no :-( I will miss you dear boy x

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

Me whenever a man speaks

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Hear no evil, hear all evil, hear some evil.

[Rob Woollard @robwoollard_afp]

An absolute marmalade-dropper of an interview with Richard Keys in the Telegraph today. This is magnificent.

[Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @APartridgeQOTD]

Martin couldn't let St. Patrick's day ☘️☘️ go by without a little song...

[Robert E Kelly @Robert_E_Kelly]

Today is the ninth anniversary of the BBC Dad blooper.

Marion is now 13; James is now 9. Some recent pictures are attached below.

We did an interview looking back on the blooper for @InsideEdition, which should be up shortly.

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