Went to the bar tonight and got reminded pretty quickly why I don’t go to bars anymore. Glad to be home with my baby. Twitter, meet my newest boy, Flash 😍 #HappyDrinksgiving
Ladies, you can nag your man for months to do something or you can say “don’t worry honey I’ll call my dad to fix it” and get it done in minutes. 10/10 recommend
@FakeHaverkamp The three blind mice on the bus yell “that’s my seat, you’re in my spot, be nice to me I can’t see” the three blind mice on the bus yell “that’s my seat” all through the town