Amanda Knitter

[James @JamesD105]

.@MandaKnitter asked Lincoln if we were on Santa’s naught or nice list. He told us we both were on the naughty list but he’s on the nice list. I asked him why he said “I want to open all the presents all by myself” At least we got him to understand if he’s bad he wont get gifts.

[Amanda Knitter @MandaKnitter]

😐

[James @JamesD105]

@B_Blakeley5 tomorrow is my favorite day of the year. @MandaKnitter will be a year older then me. I know you enjoy my excitement with it.

[James @JamesD105]

@MandaKnitter just pulled the Santa card on Lincoln and it worked. So great.

[James @JamesD105]

@MandaKnitter makes us breakfast brings it to me and Lincoln in the living room I say “thanks hunny” Lincoln then goes “thanks hunny” hahaha this kid.

[James @JamesD105]

“You better be careful your penis will get rug burn like that.” -@MandaKnitter #lifewitha2yearold

[James @JamesD105]

As Lincoln is behind the curtain. “Lincoln are you licking the window?” @MandaKnitter “uh-huh” Lincoln. Then he runs away. #lifewitha2yearold

[James @JamesD105]

While @MandaKnitter is taking Lincoln to bed she asks “did you just fart” Lincoln goes “uh huh”. Hahaha love that kid.

[James @JamesD105]

Being on vacation is the greatest.

[Amanda Knitter @MandaKnitter]

🙄

[James @JamesD105]

Power is out from a storm. Goal for tonight, see how many times I can tell @MandaKnitter “just turn on the lights”. I’m at two so far. #poweroutage

[James @JamesD105]

Worst part of moving is the unpack/ cleaning someone else dirt. #gross

[Wings Over Madison @WingsMadison]

Happy #WingsOverWednesday! RT this for a shot at a free pound of boneless wings! Must follow to be eligible to win!

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[James @JamesD105]

There are specific times in my life I can look back on and know I am exactly where I’m supposed to be. Tonight for no reason is one of those times. Love my little family so much. @MandaKnitter and #stinkinLincoln

[Max Salick @ATGmsalickTAG]

Me voting in 2016 versus me voting in 2018

[James @JamesD105]

@packers thanks for the perfect wedding anniversary gift for me and @MandaKnitter tonight. #GoPackGo

[James @JamesD105]

@MandaKnitter I hope this happens

[James @JamesD105]

Dressing my 3 month old son might be the most stressful part of parent hood. Trying not to break fingers and toes off or dislocating shoulders. Tough stuff. #dadlife #thestruggleisreal

[James @JamesD105]

Just set a new personal record for cutting the grass. Now @MandaKnitter is taking me out for drinks and food. #goodday #sundaydadday #hopelincolnsleeps

[Amanda Knitter @MandaKnitter]

Finishing a series that you just binged through leaves you with a strange sense of accomplishment and self disgust. 😬

[James @JamesD105]

Hey @GordonRamsay my wife @MandaKnitter made this for dinner last night. What do you think?