Amanda Scott

I’m so happy you’re here 🤍

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

3 things WSU ruined for me:
Peach anything
The color purple
My liver

3 things WSU gave me:
Debt
Higher alcohol tolerance
A family

#GoCougs

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

@EmilyRCWilson Very tardy to the party here, but I JUST started reading your translation of The Odyssey and got excited when I found this post!

Odysseus is 100% a Slytherin. Everything he does is for his own gain (“metis”), not for the pursuit of knowledge or wisdom, as a Ravenclaw would be.

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

@arisettles Ugh. Remember when they “discovered” yoga pants and called them “flared leggings”? 🙄

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

@saaarah_marie The fact that we all know EXACTLY what “B WTHHYBL” means 😂😂☠️

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

I’m so excited to be that cool, tipsy aunt at the campfire, telling all the kids “ghost stories” that are actually just serial killers from the 300 true crime podcasts I listen to on the daily

Gotta start ‘em young 👻

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

Had my first appt with my therapist in over 2 months and sis really said “What all’s been going on?? It’s been so long! Tell me everything!” and then took a sip of her ✨iced✨ tea like we were two college girls catching up over coffee, I just love her 😂😂😂

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

When my therapist didn’t respond to my appointment request within 12 hours, I was this close 🤏🏼 to breaking up with her and finding someone new because my anxiety told me to

...this is probably why I’ve been single for so damn long

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

My boss told me she noticed my responses were “very short and kind of rude” over IM last week and instead of being honest with her about how I am mentally exhausted and adding exclamation points takes too much effort, I just apologized and said I would do better lol

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

I will never respond to your text or email in a timely manner, but I will always apologize for my “delayed response,” and for that I absolve myself. Amen.

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

Took me a year, but after going down a black hole of music videos on YouTube, I now know that Watermelon Sugar was never actually about watermelon....

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

This is how I test my friendships

Do they order a meal and selfishly say “No pickles, please” or do they say nothing when ordering and just silently, almost obediently, plop the pickle on my plate when the food arrives?

The first is an acquaintance
The second is a soulmate

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

Okay, has anyone else noticed @instagram unfollowing people without you knowing??

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

@AnnaOliviaReid Pics or it didn’t happen 👀

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

FaceTimed my nana for Christmas. She asked for a tour of my new apartment and then proceeded to criticize how “chaotic and messy” my bedroom and bathroom are

Who’s gonna tell her what a depressive episode looks like? I don’t wanna ruin Christmas again...

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

@MunchyzHotDogs you’re my hero

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

@MeganAlissa17 Oooh I was gonna guess Mosley Lane, season 5, episode 16. That one gets me every time 🥺

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

The amount of Nevada memes I’ve been sent the past 72 hours because I’m the ONLY Nevadan my WA and AZ friends know is ASTRONOMICAL.

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

@maegan_lovell I was literally drinking moscato in a mug during my 3pm WebEx team meeting on Monday... so yeah, I fully support you on this

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

I just found out The Dixie Chicks changed their name to just “The Chicks” and now my whole day is ruined

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

*on the phone with Dad*

Dad: You sound sad, what’s wrong?
Me: I’ve BEEN sad, Dad.
Dad: Really? Since when?
Me: May 16, 1995.
Dad: ...

So, in conclusion, neither my father nor my therapist think I should joke about my depression 🙂

[Amanda Scott @MandaMarie516]

@nataliefeeney My Geology prof at WSU pronounced it, “NA-VAHH-DUH” when it’s actually “NE-VAA-DUH” and it killed me EVERY TIME 🤦🏽‍♀️