Andi Avery

director. 🎬 celluloid nerd. 🎞🧪 queer. small. wacky. SWer. too verbose for tweets. cuter on insta.

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

I re-watched Clueless in my 30s and my biggest complaint is how stressful it is to watch Alicia Silverstone’s ineptitude behind the wheel.

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

@sarapod07 A very bad oracle is now going to be the title of my memoir. 😂

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

@sarapod07 THIS. After a few panic-inducing incidents our whole family starts unscheduled phone calls with, “first of all, I’m FINE…”

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever remembered to take your psych meds at roughly the same time 3 days in a row? #ADHD #SomeOtherStuff

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

It me 🥳😇

[WeScreenplay @WeScreenplay]

Congratulations to the Spring 2022 Diverse Voices Quarterfinalists!

View the list:
https://t.co/tTa3HCTrBs

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

If you are a DISC high C, enneagram 8, E_TJ, or a Virgo and it is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY to contact customer support, please have one of your submissives contact a representative in your stead.

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

A good phlebotomist is just so fucking underrated. #hardstick

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

Things I have cried over today include:
- a penny someone dropped and didn’t care about
- a white street cat who accidentally got his paw muddy in a puddle
- pez

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

@sarapod07 I’ve been laying in the middle of that road for 15 years paying for my meds out of pocket and having zero boundaries. Sometimes I ask strangers on the street if they want to be my boss.

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

Screaming. Emojis up on that #queer lingo. #IYKYK

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

Prof: “please write a paper about history”
Me: Whores in history!
Prof: “fine art”
Me: Whores in art!
Prof (weakly): “Biochem?”
Me: Whores lowering the HIV rate! (UNAIDS, 2016)

Going back to school in your 30s is great y’all. Make it your own. #whores #sexwork

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

Let me get this gay - the “scary” part of the new m. night horror movie is that the characters are… aging?

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

Does that dude photog have an *~aesthetic~* or do his models just have an abundance of visible rib bones? 🧐

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

Driving thoughts, hour sixteen: I know it’s been like 25 years but how in the hell did Faith Hill not get more brutally roasted for “centrifugal motion”?

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

In case anyone is wondering about my current mental state - Spotify somehow got stuck playing The Gambler on singular repeat and I didn’t notice for over an hour. 🙃

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

@ChibiTakeshi “Wait” is like - the worst thing to hear but a four days ago I got a package that was sent December 11th from MA. If that helps. I thought it was lost for sure. Dreams do come true 😭

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

Streep supports Nordic Model and calls SW safety orgs “pimps”. Rashida has doxxed SWers. Sarah says she can speak for the SW community because we’re “both marginalized” WHILE SHE DEBATES THE VALIDITY OF OUR LIVED EXPERIENCES. Fuck all the way off.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Meryl Streep, Rashida Jones and Laverne Cox partner With Sarah Jones for sex-industry documentary 'Sell/Buy/Date' https://t.co/wXSOrqicv0

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

@yesimsarahjones This is so exhausting. As a sex worker and a queer person, I’ve made art about sex work& queer folx. I would never dare to speak for another community because we are both marginalized. Surprise! We are a thriving community with our own art and our own voices.

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

@AWuornosFan Remember trying to fit all of your inside jokes into your AIM profile? That was tough work. 😐

Name: Amanda (or Andi LOL or Kitty DOUBLE LOL - you know who you are)
Sex: *~YeS pLeAsE~* ;)

[Andi Avery @MandaMotormouth]

Just stop scrolling because it doesn’t get less infuriating. I’ll be your new Bean Daddy. I give of my bean supply freely.