Manda

MN ➡️ WI

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

@Jpenny4 @OpenTable Came to Twitter hoping it wasn’t just me 🥲

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

Did you know that if you are allergic to shellfish you’re probably allergic to coffee as well because there’s no way to filter out cockroaches in the coffee roasting process so you could be drinking cockroach juice in your coffee

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

@Nike and SNKRS is actually a joke 💔

[Steel City @SteelCityBrand]

“Dear Lord, please bless Joseph Flacco on Sunday. After that, whatever you thinks fair. Amen.” 🙏

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

Jimmy John’s rewards are offensive
“Spend $1,500 to get a free pickle!”

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

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[Manda @MandaRose1996]

I’m Baaaaaaacccckkkkk but probably nobody noticed I was goneeeeeee

[Chance Collins @Coach_C_Collins]

I’m sure I can speak for every ESPN+ subscriber when I say, “we expect a refund!” #UFC257 #ESPNPlus

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

@TCohen415 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

@USPS I get you’re “backed up” but when my packages say they’ve been at a local facility (5 miles from where I live) for the past 5 days, I think I have a reason to be mad. Oh and let me actually talk to a real person.

Looks like no Christmas cards for our friends after all

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

Remember when we’d add our bffs as siblings on our family list on Facebook?

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

@kelsie2015 ♥️♥️♥️

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

Have a wedding they said. It’ll be fun they said.

What other people say “well I think you should...” or “oh, you’re not having / doing this?”

Bout ready to get married in the courthouse my word.

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

Only 14,600 more days til retirement.. but who’s counting

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

@coledavid__ Every 3 months.. yeah. It was bogus

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

When you have to nag your old 46 yr old roommate to cover her half the of the $200 water bill

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

So, for y’all who were saying “I’ll do ANYTHING if it means I see my friends and have some type of normalcy again” why aren’t your wearing your dang mask and staying away from people when you’re told to quarantine? Just curious.

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

@emily_jo_roh @Target That’s partially the reason but a lot of it is just furniture!

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

Kinda disappointed in @Target, almost everything on our registry has been removed because they’re out of stock. This has happened 3 different times. Like do they not keep items around for more than 3 weeks?!

[Manda @MandaRose1996]

@allisondriz @Target Seriously!? It’s so frustrating because i was basing our entire living room around the furniture we registered for and now none of it is available. Glad to know it’s not just me 😒😒