1-800-THT-BTCH

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

I’m writing down everything I want, praying over it, and then going & getting it.

[Ls @YOOOOLs_]

I just spent my last 2 hours explaining to someone how omitting information makes them a liar . And not telling me something and manipulating the situation so i don’t find out makes them a liar lmao

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

why tf would i cry over spilled milk when i got the best cookie in the world!!!!

[The Striddest in the Game @deathbian]

firing somebody for not dying is by far the most begging-for-a-lawsuit thing i've heard out of any company

[ms perfect face. @_liljada]

monaleo my favorite rapper bc although she has a husband, she dont be on them damn songs like my husband my husband

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

The way we can count on her to release something good for summer every time >>>>

[eliz @eliza___v]

Why did they stop making these? Can we bring them back?? 😭😭

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you.

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

That man is robbing us blind.
It hasn’t even been 2 full years.
By the time his term is finished, the US will have $4, no schools, no healthcare, no water, no clean air, no food, no economy, no chance lmao.

Just police officers, cancer, and AI data centers.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Again… this right here is what your tithes and offerings should be used for.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[JPD🐻⬇️ @BeardownMF]

Cubs fans sitting in traffic on the Dan Ryan

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

wasn’t planning on listening to that shit anyways

[ً @wynrosei]

"What radicalized you?"
Watching my female relatives plan, cook, shop, decorate, clean, and organize for the holidays while the men just show up and watch TV the whole time.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband

[Zara @zaracraves]

people knowing him from the bear and not shameless is an insane concept to me

[Decaprio @bigdecaprio]

The fact Monaleo ain’t mainstream yet and she is THIS talented is proof that colorism plays a bigger role in this industry than people wanna admit..

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Keith Lee tells Keke Palmer how important respect in his marriage is, explaining that he’ll only have more kids if his wife wants to because she’s the one who carries them 👀

“I’m done when she’s done… If she want 30 of them, we gonna have 30 of them… I’m not the one carrying them, that’s not my body going through the before, after effects.”

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

Being black in a corporate is funny because why am I more cool with the security guards and cafeteria staff than my actual coworkers? 😂😂😂