GerryTheMandarin

Making terrible jokes. Fire proof because I’m flame retarded🍻🇺🇸

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

Don’t date robots🍻🇺🇸

https://t.co/WYwEPjlz1V

[Manitowoc Minute @ManitowocMinute]

They don't make 'em like they used to 🛝 #KeepErMovin

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

Shove down those emotions

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

@wiz_political I wonder if they used the Johnny Depp “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” line🍻🇺🇸

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

@MeghanMcCain @KTAR923 🍻🇺🇸

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

Back ‘er up 🛻

[You Betcha @ohhyoubetcha]

Fatherhood also comes with complimentary back pain

[You Betcha @ohhyoubetcha]

The older I get the more I wanna be in my garage

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

It’s basic algebra ➗

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

Vowels are overrated anyway @ohhyoubetcha

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

Chicago Bears moving to Indiana...

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

@WaffleHouse should be a UFC sponsor if it hasn’t already. Sponsor a fighter that wears yellow shorts that say Waffle House or have some logos on the octagon🍻🇺🇸

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

Carolina drivers make Wisconsin drivers look sober by comparison. With all the smashed car parts at every intersection, I could build a new car🍻🇺🇸

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

@BadQualityMemes I don’t always listen to women when they talk but when I do listen, I’m still not actually listening🍻🇺🇸

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

Excited for the new iOpeS update!

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

I received an email from DoorDash today, asking me to contact my Senator and ask them to pass some “rural senior meal delivery” bill. On top of social security for people that aren’t my grandparents, I have to pay more out of my taxes to DoorDash for food delivery to seniors?🍻🇺🇸

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

@BadQualityMemes It’s clearly a Tribble🍻🇺🇸

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

@ARCRaidersGame The all black version looks like “I know what you did last summer” 2099 version🍻🇺🇸

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

@BadQualityMemes 🍻🇺🇸

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

@ARCRaidersGame I didn’t get my skill points for the second expedition. Should have 11 and I had 6 to start with🍻🇺🇸

[GerryTheMandarin @MandaringGerry]

@wiz_political Sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads are the best to get🍻🇺🇸