Girl Dad

Dog Mom. Artist. Agnostic. Show Goer. Ink Collector. Crafter. Always Curious. Always Learning. My love language is sharing Spotify playlists.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

YOU GUYS! There’s a guy at the gym with a shirt that says “Girl dad” and I know that means he has a daughter but I WANT IT! I AM GIRL DAD!

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

I Googled it. @Hersheys @HersheyCompany I need answers.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

Who makes Whatchamacallits and WHY do they not have them in a halloween candy version?

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

@Ologies I NEED an episode about sea bunnies. I mean look at these guys! I have so many dumb questions!!

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

I wish men cared about women as much as they cared about women having Stanley cups.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

@elgato @TheRealGuyJudge!! 🙌

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

But also… if you’re a switch witch parent you’re a cop. 😂

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

If any of you parents con your kids out of their well earned candy with the switch witch scam, I will gladly take that candy off your hands. 😂😂

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

Either geese just flew over my house or there’s a kid outside in a REALLY good goose costume.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

So like…. How does anyone pay for a wedding? 🥴

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

2/2 It’s so frustrating because some people
physically can not do this and it’s so awkward when there are literally people in the crowd yelling at me to get down and all I can do is stand there. It’s so alienating. I know bands mean well when they do this but please stop.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

1/2 I’ve been to two shows recently, Goth Babe and @LittleImageTX where the show is absolutely incredible, but then there comes a moment o absolutely dread. When the band, and in turn the crowd, demands that everyone gets down low so eveyrkne can jump up.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

If you’re anything other than a solo artist, please stop naming your bands after yourself. It’s weird and I hate it.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

You shouldn’t be allowed to buy a Dodge Charger if you’re going to put a “Please be patient. New driver.” sticker on it.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

The character creation in Starfield is wasted on men who don’t give a shit about character creation. 😠

Imagine this kind of character creation on a game like The Sims. I’d have 100 hours in the game before I even finished creating my first family.

What a waste. 😂

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

You know you’re old when you’re at a show and going to the bathroom feels like a much needed break for your knees.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

Putting “PLEASE RESPOND BY NOON TOMORROW” in an email subject is the best way to ensure I do not respond by noon tomorrow.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

Who’s the biggest coward, hypocrite, trash human you know and why is it Chris Williams from married at first sight season 12? Can’t wait to see that guy in hell.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

Fast food restaurants always offer “classic ranch” as if anyone is out there offering a more modern take on ranch and creating a need for clarification.

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

Only about 23% of meteorologist are women and I can’t help but think it has something to do with the fact that male meteorologist get to be named “Brad” while female meteorologists are named shit like “Majestic Storm.”

[Girl Dad @Mandii_Smith]

Four preppy kids walk into a hardcore show. They immediately recognize something is wrong.