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DWM. I Am My Own PraiseSinger. My Family is My Life. BBMzansi Addict.

[💕💕💕 @Mandisa77]

What did I just watch 😂😂😂. Ruthie is a vibe 😂😂#BBNaija

[💕💕💕 @Mandisa77]

@deriniko9 2 tranquil

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

Teacher: “Why were you absent yesterday?”

Student: “I was at my grandfather’s funeral.”

Teacher: “I’m sorry to hear that.”

Student: “Thank you.”

The teacher nodded and moved on.

Then another student raised his hand.

Student #2: “That’s weird.”

Teacher: “What is?”

Student #2: “His grandfather died last month.”

The room went quiet.

The teacher slowly looked back at the first student.

Teacher: “Your grandfather died last month?”

Student: “Yes.”

Teacher: “And yesterday was his funeral?”

Student: “Also yes.”

Teacher: “How?”

The student shrugged.

Student: “It’s complicated.”

Now the entire class was listening.

The teacher sat on the edge of her desk.

Teacher: “Go ahead.”

Student: “My grandfather had three families.”

Silence.

Teacher: “Three… families?”

Student: “Yep.”

Teacher: “At the same time?”

Student: “Apparently.”

The class exploded with laughter.

The teacher raised a hand.

Teacher: “Wait. So there were multiple funerals?”

Student: “Three.”

Teacher: “Three funerals?”

Student: “One family organized one. Another family didn’t like that one and organized their own. Then the third family got offended and organized a different one.”

A student in the back nearly fell out of his chair.

Student #3: “Your grandfather had sequels?”

Student: “Basically.”

Teacher: “And you attended all of them?”

Student: “Mom said we had to.”

Teacher: “How many people showed up?”

Student: “Hundreds.”

Teacher: “At each funeral?”

Student: “Yep.”

The teacher stared at the ceiling.

Teacher: “I don’t even know how to process this.”

The student wasn’t finished.

Student: “The second funeral almost got canceled.”

Teacher: “Why?”

Student: “The first family accidentally booked the same venue.”

The class lost control.

The teacher was laughing now too.

Teacher: “You’re telling me your grandfather’s families double-booked funerals?”

Student: “Triple-booked, technically.”

Teacher: “Of course.”

A girl near the window raised her hand.

Girl: “Did the families know about each other?”

Student: “They do now.”

The room erupted.

Teacher: “How did they find out?”

Student: “At the first funeral.”

The teacher covered her face.

Teacher: “Your poor grandfather.”

Student: “Honestly, I think he’d have loved the drama.”

Teacher: “Why do you say that?”

Student: “Because he left a note.”

Teacher: “A note?”

Student: “Yep.”

Teacher: “What did it say?”

The student pulled out his phone.

Cleared his throat.

And read:

“To everyone attending: if you’re surprised to see unfamiliar relatives, imagine how I felt trying to remember all your birthdays.”

The classroom exploded.

Even the teacher had tears in her eyes.

After a full minute of laughter she finally managed to speak.

Teacher: “Your grandfather sounds impossible.”

Student: “That’s exactly what all three widows said.”

[Sir Lebona Cabonena @LCabonena]

Did you know???

ANC killed SAA intentionally to give and boost the Ethiopian Airlines.

Before ANC decided to kill SAA, SAA was number one in Africa and number 5 in the World.

[Thammeluxe owes me NOTHING!!! @Kelebzah4]

How I dance knowing that I just got gifted the most THOUGHTFUL gift 😌💃

[💕💕💕 @Mandisa77]

@GunnerPuls Michael Owen

[💕💕💕 @Mandisa77]

@MballyPM @Kgadi_yaMoloto In God we trust 🙏🏾🙏🏾🥺🤗

[Thammeluxe owes me NOTHING!!! @Kelebzah4]

Where do I even faint like this? 😭😭😭🥹🥹🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 it’s like I’m dreaming

[Unfiltered @quotesdaily100]

INDUSTRIES THAT PRINT MONEY QUIETLY WHILE NOBODY IS PAYING ATTENTION:

1. Waste management. Every city produces garbage daily. Guaranteed contracts. Recession proof. Waste Management Inc generates over 20 billion dollars a year.

2. Commercial laundry and linen services. Hotels, hospitals, and airlines need clean linen every day. Subscription contracts. They never stop getting paid.

3. Vending machine networks. No staff. No storefront. Machines in offices and hospitals generate passive income around the clock. Margins are extreme.

4. Self storage facilities. People pay monthly to store what they cannot throw away. During downturns people downsize homes and storage demand rises.

5. ATM ownership. Independent operators place machines in busy locations. Every transaction generates a fee. Most people have never considered owning one.

6. Water vending and filtration. Clean water is becoming scarcer. Companies owning filtration infrastructure are quietly building monopolies where tap water quality is declining.

7. Background screening and verification. Every company hiring pays for checks. Millions of requests monthly at nearly zero marginal cost per additional check.

8. Parking infrastructure. City center land generating daily income with no employees. Asset appreciates while cash flow never stops.

9. Industrial cleaning and hygiene. Factories and hospitals require professional cleaning daily by law. Long term contracts renewed automatically.

10. Uniform rental services. Companies do not buy staff uniforms. They rent and launder them. Cintas generates over 9 billion dollars annually doing exactly this.

11. Pest control. Recurring contracts. Customers rarely cancel permanently because pest problems rarely disappear permanently.

12. Bill payment processing. Every utility payment through a third party collects a small fee. Multiply by hundreds of millions of transactions monthly.

13. Industrial gas supply. Oxygen and nitrogen required by hospitals and manufacturers daily. Air Products and Linde generate tens of billions from gases nobody thinks about.

14. Commercial signage and advertising displays. Billboards and digital screens placed on owned land collect rent from advertisers indefinitely with almost zero ongoing cost.

[Graeme Joffe @Joffersmyboy]

South Africa longs for the day for a Sports Minister who knows about sport and will tackle corruption and maladministration! And talks less!

[Graeme Joffe @Joffersmyboy]

I was writing exposes for @News24 when SASCOC maliciously
sued me for R21.1 million. News24 walked away and offered no help. When I started exposing the Lottery corruption for Fin24 - my column was stopped. When SA rugby president, Mark Alexander ‘filed’ a non-existent criminal defamation lawsuit against me - only the Rapport/News24 covered it. It all makes sense now as News24 has been in the ANC’s back pocket!

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[Eminent_minds @minds_eminent]

THINGS SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE SLAPPED INTO ME AT 30.
(The best thing you'll read in 2026)

1. Your parents have maybe 20 good years.

[NTA Haber @ntahabercom]

Yıllar önceki düğün görüntülerini paylaşan genç kadın, 22 yıl sonraki hallerini de yayınladı. Zamana meydan okuyan değişim sosyal medyada gündem olurken görüntüler binlerce yorum aldı.

[Thammeluxe owes me NOTHING!!! @Kelebzah4]

“Thandeka report to my heart” * instantly faints 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

[wstv_za @wstv_za]

It’s a wrap 🙂♥️

#ThaMmeluxeForThaMmeli
#ThaMmeliGiftingDay

[Thammeluxe owes me NOTHING!!! @Kelebzah4]

So happy to have been part of the journey 🥺🥺

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Girl to girl: study the patterns in your family. Look at what distracted, delayed, or derailed the women before you, then make intentional decisions to break those cycles.
refuse to be a victim of generational curses ❤️

[Revolutionary Gansta💚 @RevoGangSta777]

Thank you Ireland.🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Judaeda Blanco @Judaeda3]

Ziyakhala Manje for Nigerians.

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine.

In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted.

https://t.co/pLMD0krc69