Mando for Mayor of LA

Mayoral candidate in the 2022 Los Angeles election. Together we'll change this city for the better (or burn it to the ground).

#MandoForMayor

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

might fuck around and run for president

[Armando Torres @MandoDoesStuff]

Me and my best friends have started a podcast (real red flag behavior I know).

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[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

Once I’m elected mayor my first proposal will be the “Thank Christ Flight Law” which forces all children 13 and under to be crated and checked like the animals they are

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

@ZaneWongThe1st @MandoDoesStuff I will fucking piledrive those baked bean bastards, tell Charles to come fuck with a real one

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

Checking to see if MandoForMonarchy is available on Twitter

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

Fuck the Supreme Court, every politician a bitch ass foo

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

Hey Siri how do you rig a mayoral election no wait Siri don't tweet that I was asking a question no stop don't

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

Those crooks at Parking EnFARCEment are keeping me off the ballot but don't forget to vote for me. Or if you need to vote for a qualified candidate I guess @KarenBassLA is cool or whatever and would probably be the mayor Los Angeles needs. I mean, she's got my vote.

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

Happy Easter and all that but I think if I was mayor of Rome they woulda never killed Jesus, maybe like a ticket sure but you ain't gotta murder the dude damn

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

Everyone wants a candidate they can grab a beer with but I'm not really into beer so why not elect a candidate you'd smoke a big fat blunt with? Spark up Los Angeles, just don't pass that shit to Riverside.

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

Lots of other politicians hide their skeletons in a closet. Not me. I keep mine under all this skin and muscle. My closet is full of money and goods that I acquired through crime.

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

I am now being told by my campaign team that this is a holiday for fools and not foos. Guess I'm the clown today.

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

I'd like to wish my proud Hispanic followers a Happy April Foo's Day. Get your highest socks on and stay down foo.

[Armando Torres @MandoDoesStuff]

It is with a heavy heart I must announce that I'm pulling out of the mayoral race.

SIKE! April Fools bitch, now that I'm more free the race is back in full force LETS GO

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

Come back after this election, Jon. I got you.

[Ryan's Shorts! @ryansgameshow]

@jonsmiff @ericgarcetti, this man is planning on smuggling contraband out of the city

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

I've spent the last couple days trying to think of a funny tweet about the current political situation but I really can't. Fuck Putin. I'm LA's primary corrupt candidate and even I think this mf needs to fuck off.

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

No, we want a mayor who needs to check their bank account before ordering at a Denny's WE NEED SOMEONE FOR THE PEOPLE also I'll just take a water please, I'm on a budget

[Mando for Mayor of LA @MandoForMayor]

I'm more on some act one villain type shit

[Jensen McRae @Jensen_McRae]

hey LA quick q is there a single mayoral candidate in the race whose policies don’t make you feel like you’re reading an excerpt from a supervillain’s climactic monologue

[an enby named Em B @bauhag]

@Jensen_McRae Yes, it’s @MandoForMayor all the way