Mando

[colin @bonyromo]

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

Marcus Smart man…

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

The look you give your homie when he start scaring the hoes during a 2man…😭💀

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Oh look at me. I’m Austin Reaves.

I didn't start playing golf until age 17.

I've never had a golf lesson and have a +2.2 handicap while averaging 34.2 points and 10.0 assists this season with the Lakers.

Whatever man.

[miiiiiike eaaaaatooooon @mike_is_eaton]

Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

He’s….he’s talking about the Alzheimer’s tests they give senior citizens….

[D.O.C @DOC323123]

“I was hoping we could blame this on immigrants, or at least a minority. Turns out it was one of us unfortunately”

[PLG Schnef @Schnefzel]

The white people I follow on IG from HS got me crying bro

[toxic king @toxicking]

i’m healed now, bring me the exact same bitch. This the rematch

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Congratulations on your new position as Trump’s #1 lapdog, I know you worked hard for it!

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

sir a second lipa has hit the TL

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe drinking doubles all night and having a cigarette is actually really good for you there is really no way to know

[jax @brokeurtooth]

100 dua lipas vs me

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

Sydney Sweeney do you like broke losers

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Gonna try this with zero practice at the next wedding I go to

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

we need a better education system because what is happening here 😭😭😭😭😭