your great grandpa

im too old for this

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

"I should probably tweet something," Mandy says every once in a while when she remembers she has a Twitter.

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

“Her costumes are dorky . . . I don’t know why she ever got popular” —my grandma on Taylor Swift

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

Why does gas cost almost as much as my hourly wage???!?

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

@LAYS @momxcore_plboog This is the worst day of my life 😭 I’ve been looking in stores for these for ages

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

How do you get Twitter famous? Asking for myself

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

Should I commit a crime so I can finally feel wanted??

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

@_tj__d Such many stories

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

That’s why I don’t get hurt, because I don’t commit. But I also have nothing in my life because I don’t commit

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

When you know you know... that it’s time start to figuring out if you know #mandysthoughts

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

anyone got some hot cheetos they wanna give me?

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

I am canceling my roommate’s English teacher. Thanks.

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

school is not very fun sometimes

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

If you have a secret crush on me, now would be the time to come forward. That is sensitive information. You can’t keep it locked up forever.

[your great grandpa @MandyFranson]

follow me because I’m funny sometimes

[Muad'dib @TreydenT]

if skateboarding tricks were measured in radians:

"dude sick 4pi kickflip"

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

“math is the universal language” ok buddy how do i order fries in trig

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@nickjonas shows off his new quarantine workout routine to Baby Shark! #FallonAtHome

[The ROC @byuROC]

BEST FANS IN THE NATION 😤

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