Amanda Davidson

Only important question in life: okay, but did you get the D though?

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

If you’ve never experienced debilitating anxiety, you’re really missing out. The racing heart, sweaty palms, and sense of impending doom is fucking fantastic. Just living my best life ✌🏼

[D'Arcy Carden @DarcyCarden]

Fuck! I keep forgetting to have kids!

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

Yeahhhh. I’m so done going out of my way to make others happy and not shown the least bit of appreciation in return. #fuckthat

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

The way that @chelseahandler trolls @realDonaldTrump brings absolute joy to my life! #steamrolled #nastywoman

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

If y’all want to see some fucked up shit just turn on Planet Earth and watch as animals fuck each other up #RealTalk #Savage #animals

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

Currently eating ravioli in bed, in the dark while listening to Celine Dion... what do I make of this??? #wtf #CelineDion #loveherthough

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

One of the best feelings in the world is coming home to your dog and having him jump on you with kisses from excitement 😍😍 #puppylove #goodboy

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

Keanu Reeves is more than a snack. He’s fucking breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert 🍨

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

Also, I was hoping to see some sweet ass at the dog park today and was sadly let down. Only crusty old men. #foreversingle

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

While at the dog park today I witnessed a woman’s dog piss on her leg and she yelled, “oh my god! You’ve never done this before, why are you doing this to me?!”

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

I love my job but I’m realizing that I’ve grown way too accustomed to outdoor living. What is proper restaurant etiquette???

[NBC News @NBCNews]

WATCH: California students spell out #Enough during protest against gun violence

#NationalWalkoutDay

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

Sometimes I crave things that I don’t even like to eat. Like, I hate smoked salmon but for some reason my stomach wanted smoke salmon eggs benedict.

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

If TSA decides to go through my luggage they’re going to find A LOT of penises because #BacheloretteParty

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

Hey @FlyFrontier why is it $80 for 1 checked bag round trip?? It’s completely absurd, especially when most other airlines only charge $50.

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

Continually refreshing my email waiting to get the notification that my @LoveYourMelon package has shipped #cantwait #pediatriccancer

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

@Mere5793 Better hop on that dick real quick

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

Watching Air Disasters a few days before I fly probably isn’t the best decision I’ve made in life

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

@hardknochlife You got a date with Barney that you need to be reminded of?

[Amanda Davidson @MandyGirl_93]

What 8 yr old needs a fucking Apple Watch?!