Mandy

in(sulin)dependent woman

[Mandy @MandyMask]

@missmulrooney But pinch their leg with the car seat buckle ONE TIME and they will never let you live it down 🥲

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

There's a bit of sadness when you're at a restaurant and the food isn't delivered by Your Server.

"and who ordered the Alfredo?"

You don't know us at all. Jenny would know. Jenny would know who ordered the Alfredo.

[littlebillie @littlebillie]

Me waiting to see if I brought him the correct drill bit

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

haven’t been able to stop thinking about this since yesterday

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

I wish you could Shazam birds. What’s the one that goes “ooou ooh ooh..ooh…..oooh” I love that one would love to follow his work

[Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins]

You should be able to purchase a big swig of Sprite. 90% of the time that’s all the Sprite you need. 40 cents seems fair.

[Austine @theereal_one]

BRING BACK LAPTOPS WITH DVD PLAYERS

[Mandy @MandyMask]

@BlurryLightz @mrvincecarter15 Was thinking about her this morning. Miss her so much

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

[💉riley @ 🦎DOROHEDORO JJBA COMBO 🦖 @letsgotothemaul]

obligatory examples of beanie babies that follow this:

[Mandy @MandyMask]

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[Mandy @MandyMask]

@roastmalone_ A weighted blanket or heated blanket! I got my brother a Snuggie as a joke one year and he LOVED that thing! guys don’t think they want cozy/self care stuff until they have it 😂

[CONTRACTUALLY BLONDE EP OUT NOW @reverendmoney]

My Roman Empire is the girls working at factories that used radium paint would apply it as makeup nail polish and on their teeth to create a literal radioactive glow when they went dancing to enthrall men & then it gave them all insane cancer and melted their bones

[jos @josiahhughes]

way too big

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

the Other people in the Grocery store are Strangers to me , the other people in the Gas station have been With me many Lifetimes

[Mandy @MandyMask]

Very bold of Hulu to advertise a Disney cruise to someone who isn’t willing to pay for ad free Hulu