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I heart LA!

[Matt @Matt_The_1st]

Which one of you filthy whores are gonna ride this dick?

*opens sock drawer*

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

@briandrakeart U r on it 2nite. I will bring u scotch n u break up with the hot girl on instagram.... K?

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

@briandrakeart yeah she is on ur instagram acct. and I want to kill her. Jk ;) plus quite stealing jokes.

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

@AubreeyC aren't those chicken nuggets at McDonalds?

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

Also, the twinks next door are getting laid... So the hits just keep coming. Pun intended.

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

I did proposition my uber driver tho. So I got that going 4 me.

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

Drunk... Again. Not laid... Again.

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

@briandrakeart U lost like 8k followers in 2 mos bro? What did u do wrong? Remeber when u had 40k cuz u wrote a dirty blog? Do that again ;)

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

@briandrakeart not everyone has ur talent stud. Quit being mean. ;)

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@ispypanda eud de toilet not so yummy.

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

@briandrakeart it was me jackass! Go get ur phone.

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

I notice my twitter activity is decreased by the amount of inches given to me.... Thanks dude bros!

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

@briandrakeart my private art school education tells me ur brilliant. My less than adequate trust fund does not allow me to prove it :(

[truth'n soul is dead @mrtruthandsoul]

Damn, the gym was busy tonight.

By "gym" I mean this plate of nachos.

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

@KyleMcDowell86 @heidi420x happens every day.tramp is the "bad boy" and lady is the austere girl who can redeem him. Never works tho

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

@KyleMcDowell86 @heidi420x or a vest.

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

As 4 last tweet and my grammar.... I'm not even drinking and I eff it up

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

Jesus... Twitter is where unfortunate ppl foot feel special.

[WrongTurn @MandyTinsley]

@briandrakeart ur on a roll 2nite!