Mandy

She/her. Amateur human. Music is kinda my thing. 🇵🇷🇯🇵

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

In what is genuinely a record, my parents and I made it to December 19th before being too excited to give each other presents so Merry (early) Christmas 🎄🎁

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

10 years removed from the sport and I still find myself doing the cheerleading head bob/hair toss when giving instructions and/or encouragement… 📣🤸🏻‍♀️😘

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

It’s that time of year when a radio station in TN calls asking for my help preparing their minimum fee logs and I get to explain they need to call the Licensing Dept and they should switch me from their primary contact (but they’re very sweet and I love them) #everysingleyear

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

My family has just discovered the show Marry Me in NYC and we are all obsessed with how much of a train wreck some of these couples are. Never been to New York before? Don’t have a marriage license?Getting married tomorrow? None of this is a problem for Gino! 😂

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

@ekprev Especially after a holiday!!

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

I absolutely love the savagery of nail/waxing techs 😂😂
Today while getting my brows waxed, she asked if I wanted my lip done too so I said why not. She then proceeds to wax my upper lip and show me the hair she’s pulled out each time and why it was a good choice 😂😂😂

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

You know you’ve seen some shit when you start sympathizing with the adult “villains” in kids movies…

Currently watching Annie and y’all Ms. Hannigan was just trying to do her job and house orphans during the Great Depression. Kathy Bates, you were completely justified IMO

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

Some truly inspired notes I took while conducting interviews today:
- Big Ben Wyatt energy
- left old job because bad vibes
- weird flex
- if you can’t even figure out zoom at this point, what are we even doing here

I think I’m ready for this whole manager thing 👍🏼

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

@thehomeedit I’d love to see a studio/small apartment space!! I try to max out the amount of storage living in a city apartment, but I still want it to be pretty

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

Set my mama up on Instagram and she only feels the need to follow myself and @JLo. I feel truly honored ❤️🇵🇷

[Vulture @vulture]

The pose. The mittens. The social distance.

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

You know you’re Asian when you use chopsticks as shims to fix your dresser 🥢

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

How I should be spending the two months at my parent’s house: working and minding my own business

What I’m actually doing: secretly re-organizing small areas of their house between meetings while whispering to myself “it’s a system” 😂
@thehomeedit

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

@IKEAUSA I have spent 3 hrs 24 mins and 32 secs over the course of 26 calls either on the phone or on hold with your agents beginning not even 15 minutes after my delivery was first messed up on 9/11 and have 3 escalated case numbers yet no resolution. Can anyone help??? 😤😤😤

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

@chelsea_spade ❤️

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Well, credits are rolling. Thank you for all who have decided to read my descent into madness. We’ll see how many more weeks of isolation it takes for me to think watching the next film is a good idea 👍🏼

[Mandy @Mandy_494]

We’ve reached the point in quarantine where my best idea now is to rewatch Twilight drunk. I haven’t watched this movie probably since 2009. Our starting point is one bottle of moscato in. Let’s go!

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I remember Victoria’s exit at the end had preteen Mandy shooketh. And then they went and replaced her in the later films.