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My favorite thing to do is remember

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

“OP, have you tried taking a shower with him and showing him how? You can make it a sexy thing so he doesn’t feel bad.”

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

And I feel like she got on Reddit asking for advice on how to get her man to wash his ass and this is what they told her to do

[Shaynah ✨ @NahNahBad]

DJ Envy is on the radio right now saying he used to not go in his ass when washing it. He said he was showering with his wife one day, and she was washing him, and SHE got in his ass and he realized he has to wash the inside of his ass...

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

Now that we’re talking about it, this body wash broke me out so bad I had to use a steroid to clear it up. And I don’t reach for my steroids unless I’m in pain!
I was mad at yall for weeks!

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

So nobody has ever made a pie? A berry crumble? Nobody has made a berry compote? A chia seed jam?

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

Gonna tap this sign every time a tragedy happens and you [redacted] get on here to blame the victims and their families while also positioning yourself as morally superior and more socially aware

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

It’s so great and nice that the religious foundation of our society has led to a pervasive moral framework that blames negative life events on individuals, no matter what other factors are involved. Especially at a time like this.

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

Moving my education to the bottom of my resume

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

I do think this conversation has a lot of interesting parallels with the colorism discussion.

[Mary @funtasticluva]

skinny women are nawt oppressed in the black community, stop acting like bigger women have it better, yall are delusional!!

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

@Corporate_Rich I’m so sorry. You’re both in my prayers 🤎

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

In a way, a calorie deficit is controlled starvation. Our bodies have built in mechanisms to prevent and reverse it bc a calorie deficit with no end is just starving to death.

Only people who are not mentally healthy (ED) can purposefully override those mechanisms permanently.

[CimónAlisa🕯 @thecimonalisa]

idk i may be misinformed but calorie deficit sounds like a "clean word" for starving yourself a lil bit.

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

Whenever I’m trying to decide what to watch, I mentally scroll through the movie/show in my head and ask myself if I want to feel the feelings it makes me feel lol

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

Getting my acrylics taken off

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

TL sounding real “if a man looks at a woman with lust he has already committed adultery with her in his heart” oh I’m scared of yall

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

When you realize that lot of people on the internet are highly anxious and have obsessive compulsive tendencies, all the pearl clenching over mental and emotional purity starts to make a lot more sense.

Also, give me any societal problem and I can make it about Christianity.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

Most people in this discussion simply want a pat on the back for having never committed a thought crime. Why would it matter if a friend were attracted to my partner and never acted on it? How would I even know?

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

Both of these things are symptoms of Christian ideology seeping into all of our systems and our collective psyche.

The root is eternal conscious torment.

If any and every sin deserves eternal hell, any crime is worthy of any punishment, up to and including death.

[Talia🦋 @Nieshalations]

I mean ppl beat kids for not following orders so it almost like it’s really embedded in the system

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

You’ll be having the worst month of your life financially and here comes audible

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

Like the reason the definition of “family” is so narrow is because those are the people you’re allowed to miss work for.

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

Extended family communities/non-nuclear family living arrangements are always going to be suppressed in this society because the more people you’re responsible for, the more you will have to take off work.

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

Like have you ever gone to throw up but there was nothing left in your stomach so you just dry heaved for 5 minutes

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

As someone who had vaginismus & painful Pap smears, the only thing I can say is to take all the fear you feel about Pap smears, double it, and give it to colonoscopy prep

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

As someone who had vaginismus & painful Pap smears, the only thing I can say is to take all the fear you feel about Pap smears, double it, and give it to colonoscopy prep

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

@DamaniSmallwood This would’ve been my 13th reason 😭😭

[H🍯NEY @Mandy_y_y]

Nothing worse than having a bad day at work and you don’t like what you brought for lunch