Max Powers

Professional mime hunter. Illiteratish.. Cake enthusiast. All-around drain on modern society. Machine gun of awesomeness.

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

If i was black it would take an act of god for me to not name my son Coltrain.

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

@StrsssTeme WHY DID YOU NOT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT AFTER YOU STRAIGHTENED IT????

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

What is your favorite conspiracy theory? I'll go first. Elvis was a real person.

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

I hope I'm not outing him, but I have to point out Denzel's head is getting a lot bigger.

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

True confession. I'm still crushing on the blonde girl from Kids Incorporated.

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Going to start putting an AI watermark on all the pictures I take.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

What's a good book to tell people I've read?

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

Hey British peeps - What are the odds you open up the Tower of London for ex-Prince Phillip?

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

Is there really a long line of people waiting to read your browser history when you die?

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

@shanethevein I just went back and read my old stuff. Even the conversations were funny.

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

So does Prince Andrew go into the Tower of London or is it going to sit there being totally wasted still?

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

My favorite part of live rock concerts is when the bassist and guitar player try to get as close as they can to each other without touching tips.

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

@DamonHunzeker Like Rhode Island

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@jlock17 @Rainmaker1973 Aaah, yes. 2009 Twitter. The land of butthole jokes.

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

@NefflynBe Jesus Fucking Christ

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

@ochocinco I would step in, ready for my payday, and get completely destroyed.

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

@wolfofx Bro did us proud!

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

@GospelOfGrace_1 @mrmikeMTL I had another answer, but I changed it to you.

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

@AntiWokeMemes The loser in Tron.

[Max Powers @ManginaMcCool]

@thorndyke_art @historigins We talked to people and those people talked to people and so on, believe it or not, shit spread by word of mouth. Kind of like, um, a virus.