cara 🐇🌙

[pj @pjayevans]

SpongeBob just came to my door asking for candy. Bro I swear to god. I didn’t want to bother him for a picture but I’m not joking. I’m shaking. Year made!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i would like to trade this brain in for a less cursed one

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

if i had beef with someone and they told my girlfriend that they’re a vegetarian and they’re not fucking scared of me i would be like. well that was a weird thing to say. okay

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The sexual tension between me and faking my death and moving to a small town in Italy where I eat pasta and raise chickens

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

why girl’s named deborah always go by “deb” and never “bruh”

[Slimecicle🦠 @Slimecicle]

Shit I guess there’s a reason he’s not named Won’t Smith