pj

reverse 360 layup

[pj @pjayevans]

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Moment of silence on set today, i thought we were getting room tone

[pj @pjayevans]

here I go thinking about eastbound and down again

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

please let him do this #pleaselethimdothis

[pj @pjayevans]

haha

[pj @pjayevans]

my new favorite website

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

I made https://t.co/UoDehZzrsY. It's a Letterboxd-style review site for all earthly things. It just seemed like a fun idea. I'll keep adding features if people use it, probably.

[pj @pjayevans]

@RepNancyMace Why don’t you instead pee your pants and then suck the pee out of the fabric

[pj @pjayevans]

My username is “pj”

[pj @pjayevans]

@darth_erogenous amazing invention

[pj @pjayevans]

@tedcruz Why don’t you piss your pants and then suck the piss out of the fabric

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they're developing hallmark ramadan movies

[pj @pjayevans]

Congrats to James Talarico, man. I met him in a mental health facility a few weeks back and we became fast friends. Super inspiring to see what you’ve done

[pj @pjayevans]

Will smith just slapped Chris rock

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

"why yes kind hat story employee, i'd love your most inconspicuous hat please"

[pj @pjayevans]

around this time last year spongebob came to my door and asked for candy. no one believes me

[pj @pjayevans]

Everyone understands I am talking about skate stance, right

[pj @pjayevans]

had no idea fielder was goofy. thought he was regs

[goob @emyboxd]

how it feels to be 21 and have no social life outside of work

[pj @pjayevans]

He did my bio

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

AUSAR THOMPSON

THIS IS CRAZY. 🔥 https://t.co/y4BZS4sAld

[pj @pjayevans]

Let me get back to you on that

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Jason wit the hockey mask scarier than the big fella from Texas chainsaw massacre?

[pj @pjayevans]

When Billy starts beating the eggs

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

The world’s largest 4DX cinema is at Regal Times Square in NYC. 👀🍿

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

Hereeee https://t.co/J2VcYuCFK2