mango

cable guy by day, catboy by night | scissor lift certified | dumbass | likes the word 'mine' | mother of two (and counting!)

[mango @MangoPriest]

dih bih tuh

[mango @MangoPriest]

@iammudgirl i thought you said full of flies until i read "delete"

[mango @MangoPriest]

whenever i get stuck on an embarrassing thought i pretend to physically pluck it out of my brain with my hand and it works surprisingly well. i recommend the twist and pull technique

[Mark @markiplier]

Did someone order a fucking baller?

[mango @MangoPriest]

NOW LISTENING 👇
https://t.co/7OMJ0eZ5tG

[mango @MangoPriest]

anyone else remember when the yellow m&m got kidnapped by the russian mob and he accidentally agreed to let them eat him? did we ever get an update on that orrrr .... like that was crazyyy

[mango @MangoPriest]

piercing my ears just so i can get all the pus out

[mango @MangoPriest]

guy named Good Asnew

[mango @MangoPriest]

my bedroom floor is one giant spike trap made out of fingernails

[mango @MangoPriest]

got an appointment with Dr. Mucus Membrane

[˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁n @blyssade]

This is my new favorite video

[mango @MangoPriest]

i want this man FOUND and FUCKED

[mango @MangoPriest]

you people need to get off my screen. im sick of it

[mango @MangoPriest]

i have no intention

[mango @MangoPriest]

preheating your oven is goat behavior