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B. Sc. Biology 🦎🌱 | Königin der Nacht | she/her | AuDHD | queer desaster 🏳️‍🌈 | 20+ yrs old | goblin

[Ratamon 💾 @RANK10YGO]

Whoever here said "the way Souls fans act makes perfect sense when you realize they treat these games as boss fight simulators" was 100% correct. They see exploration and world design as tertiary set dressing to letting you fight 30 Malenias in a row

[Cincymilla @CincyShadow]

Speaking as a former pool operator. Painting the bottom of a shallow pool exposed to direct sunlight that's surrounded by trees dark blue simply creates the perfect conditions for algae to bloom lmao.

This is the perfect exemplar for Trumps presidency.

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

getting a fast-tracked 3-year jail sentence handed down by an AI judge for a hallucinated crime with no jury or right of appeal. the future of Britain is here baby

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Dan The Smooth Dork @TheSickDork]

Blizzard automatically deleted my copy of WarCraft III and replaced it with the remake which didn't even run because I hadn't bought it.

[S7 | Gamingspens / Spencer @Gamingspens]

Some people think they’re having the death animations cut to black as an artistic choice but it’s actually because the AI generator they’re using keep saying “Sorry I cannot fulfill this request.”

[James Prescott: Superhero & Punk Rocker @JamesPrescott77]

Audiences spent a billion to watch “Somehow Palpatine returned” and don’t go and watch movies like this, or Fall Guy, or D&D.

Make it make sense.

[Dutchy. @Jonny_Dutch]

Mexico should’ve hosted the entire World Cup

[LPC @landpalestine]

Jewish actor seth rogen says As a Jew I've been fed lies about Israel my whole life

“They never told me that Palestinians lived there. Israel is ridiculous, illogical, and based on ethnic cleansing and genocide”

[Kyou @_Kyou]

I’m a huge fan of the Kirk memes because it started with homeland security talking about deporting anyone who criticized him, people were getting fired, trying to suppress and censor…

And it fired back into him becoming the biggest laughingstock the internet has ever known

[Dr. Magic Panda @magicpanda_703]

I’m a white male. I’ve never been called a Nazi. If you’re constantly being called a Nazi, it’s because you are one.

[shlorg @shlorgsquare]

The idea of the back rooms being the explanation for every supernatural conspiracy theory is very cool

[🦕mox🦕 @MoxxieMoth]

Maybe I’m too woke but I miss 5 years ago when saying the word “retarded” was genuinely nasty and made people look at you like a monster

[Cone @Lol8ball]

Not really sure why the new Fable game is the subject of culture war shit. It's not like they ever leaned into having sexy designs or anything. You could get a wife by farting.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇭🇷 🇵🇦 🇬🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MRIRBT]

American broadcasters keep cutting to celebrities in the crowds and the UK commentators just go silent every time.

WE. DO. NOT. CARE.

No-one wants your horrible commercial culture to destroy football. This tournament is bad enough.

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Not letting your bank card out of your sight is just called good security, sorry yank

[Daniel @DanielH_LUFC]

Aye cause tickets are more than the flight and the orange wotsit won’t let half the world in

[Black @LilithBlack25]

No wonder Europeans used to eat Egyptian mummies

[iris kwans wife 💜 🍉🔻 @megiscold]

my most woke mutuals will be arguing genuinely great things but cant keep the word retarded out of their mouth to save their life. like ableism is simply not cared about anywhere at all. noone gives a fuck. i hate everyone.