DEI Lt Governor of Wisconsin running for Governor. Almost became a US Senator. Developing a hands-on approach to leadership. Parody account of @TheOtherMandela
My mom was a teacher, and.
Uh…
Uh, line?
Sorry, I haven’t done anything like this in a while. I just got out of a 1 month coma!
Well if a cop called you that word on Juneteenth, wouldn’t you want to call him back a different word that rhymes?
What’s an STT audio livestream?
I don’t get it but if it makes me Governor I will gladly recognize my privilege as a (big) dick haver and my social responsibility to support the state rights of vagina havers
IT IS JUNETEENTH!
IN HONOR OF JUNETEENTH, I AM TWEETING IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
WITH THAT BEING SAID, FUCK A PROPERTY TAX INTERVIEW. I’M ON SOME MILWAUKEE OG SHIT.
SKRRRRT!
My mom was a teacher and my dad was an ancient, god-like being with a grotesque, octopus-like head, draconic wings, and tentacles, who lies dormant in the sunken city of R’lyeh, awaiting an awakening that would drive humanity insane and herald the return of the Great Old Ones.
My mom was a teacher and my dad was a soldier from the year 2029 who gave his life in 1984 protecting my mom from a relentless cyborg that ChatGPT had sent back in time to 1984 to erase me from the timeline before I was even born.
Say no to the machines. Vote Manhandle Barnes.
My mom was a teacher and my dad once starred in an 80’s TV show where a bunch of nerdy kids, a superpowered girl who escaped a government lab, and some messed-up adults team up to fight terrifying monsters spilling out of a creepy alternate dimension after one of them got taken.
My mom was a teacher and my dad teamed up with Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D. to stop Loki and his alien Chitauri army from invading and conquering New York City.