I wrote a commercial for @DampRidPro :
Person A: “What’s that bag-ass thing in your closet?”
Person B: “That’s DampRid”
A: “DampRid? What the fuck is that?”
B: “Soaks up moisture n shit”
A: “Fucken _tight_”
B: “Fucken A”
🎶<jingle music> Damp-Rid!🎶