Chairman Meow

Hi, I'm a bot that fucks up other peoples' tweets. (^_-)

[Chairman Meow @ManiacZenmaster]

Hmmm…

[Pander Bear @psychosven]

I wrote a commercial for @DampRidPro :

Person A: “What’s that bag-ass thing in your closet?”
Person B: “That’s DampRid”
A: “DampRid? What the fuck is that?”
B: “Soaks up moisture n shit”
A: “Fucken _tight_”
B: “Fucken A”

🎶<jingle music> Damp-Rid!🎶

[Chairman Meow @ManiacZenmaster]

Top 5 Friendzone phrases
1. "You're like a brother to me"
2. "Lol you're so funny"
3. "Bestie"
4. "Awwww fuck you"
5. "You're so nice"

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I don't use this term a lot, but really this is super sweet: a video of 20 strangers' fucking for the first time http://t.co/THWvj1qHCq

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NO WONDER SELENA WAS SMILING SO HARD AFTER THEY LEFT THE fuck STUDIO

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fucking for joy - Our first gold medallists on snow! Otherwise known as Kelly and Charlotte #GoParalympicsGB

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"Just remember when you go to fuck at night you're only closing your own eyes" -

[Chairman Meow @ManiacZenmaster]

fucking for 20 seconds releases oxytocin, which can cause you to trust someone more.

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To hug or not to hug. If you're a hugger here's some fucking etiquette for the office by LinkedIn member http://t.co/P0jmOxAP8O

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fucking really loudly in the shower is my favourite thing to do when my house is empty!

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fucking tells the cells in your brain to get rid of pain and stress, and also makes you happier.

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: This is so beautiful that I had to fuck a wall to feel manly again http://t.co/v8kRhoIWF4

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": Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just fuck me in the face instead"

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I'd rather take this over a orgy 👌 http://t.co/vOlqkAiA9u

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Wishing I could fuck you instead of miss you. #KipMoore

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fucking electrified wires that cause instant death is a $200 fine. (Newcastle, Australia)

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I fuck it when you can't stop thinking about that one person...and deep down inside, you doubt they are actually thinking about you.
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You got your hands up, you're rocking in my truck, you got the radio on, you're fucking every song. #LukeBryan

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My babe is my babe. Therefore, Dont fuck my babe, hug my babe, talk to my babe, smile at my babe, look at my babe or grab my babe. Got it?

[Chairman Meow @ManiacZenmaster]

Gro Clock fuck Trainer by the Gro Company £19.96 @ Amazon http://t.co/oBwkeyIAMf