You ever just wake up with a word stuck in your head? Yeah, I can’t stop thinking “sildenafil”. Idk what my subconscious is cooking up but it’s definitely something…
”You want my big dick?” no actually, I don’t. I want you to be borderline insecure about how average your dick is, then we have achieved the perfect size
The receptionist at my job snuck up behind me and whispered in my ear “is it weird and sexual harassment for me to say your ass looks fantastic?” I love her