Johnny Jackass

I range from profound to profane. That didn't take anywhere near 160 characters!

[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

What's the difference between a #Nazi & #MAGA?

The Nazis knew they lost!

[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

Deplatforming violent partisan extremists will not make the world safer. They're still out there. China and Russia are building a service for them, ASAP.

Education and engagement.

I know that the tech-bros are cheap, lazy fucks, but that's how it is.

#SorryNotSorry

[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

Huh. My white skin got me jailed for 2 weeks, maced and ribs cracked for trespassing at a homeless shelter in the middle of the recession.

Or maybe it's #DaddysMoney that has gotten her out of jail?

Ya stupid, virtue signaling fuckwits.

#WokeSupremacy

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[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

To all the #conservatives waking up to the fact that corporations do now -and always have- controlled every aspect of our lives, that's kind of what we #socialists have BEEN TRYING TO FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT

America has NEVER been free

You want to fight?

#FightWallSt

[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

Hey #MAGATERRORISTS, how are you going to attack the #AWS data centers? Look them up on Google maps?

Nobody knows where they are ya dumbfucks.

We do know they have paramilitary #Blackwater style mercs who will gun your stupid asses down b4 u get through

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[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

@theeternalright @Shulhan They might take some old rooted Androids, install a custom UI, and ship with just a few apps. But I assure you, 100% that they are not going to build out a whole smartphone ecosystem. Not tomorrow, not ever.

Now, which carrier is going to allow it on their networks?

Save your $

[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

Good for Jim! Of course, it escapes no one that he made his name playing a str8 part.

Or how many closest cases there are still playing str8 men. Look at Thomas Gibson. He ain't kidding anyone.

Also, used to be only het actors would take gay roles.

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[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

Can't say I didn't see this coming. Here's what's next :

They can't file 4 #IPO, bc the owners are shady scum, whose Trumpesque biz deals have got the #SEC up their ass.

How they gonna fund that shitty phone and get it built in Vietnam then?

#NotHappening #AnatherMAGAconJob

[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

@wingtastic1 Amen! #LindseyGrahamIsATraitor and you should all vote for the most unhinged lunatic you can find in the next #SCGOP senate race. Then, they can lose in the runoff.

Because America is tired of this childish nonsense. Time for adults to govern again.

[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

@megynkelly Well, if #LindseyGrahamIsATraitor is serious about repealing #Section230 then Twitter could be charged with all manner of organized criminal conspiracy counts for allowing even a failed coup to be organized there.

Remember Megan, it's a business, not a govt agency.

#JobCreators

[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

And poverty doesn't just mean lack of money for maint & parts. It ALWAYS means corruption.

Corruption means inspectors, cops, judges, pols, etc will look the other way for $

It's not a brown thing, a human thing.

Poor white states/nations do the exact same shit.

Same results

[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

This one isn't on Boeing. Maint logs will show delayed replacement of critical mech. Guaranteed.

They seem to think that jets can be nursed along the way they do trains and busses.

It ain't so. For obvious reasons.

#RestInPeace #Prayers4Fams

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[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

I second that emotion!

Now, if we could just get some of these freeloader billionaires to pay taxes, America might have a chance to fulfill some of those grandiose promises it's been making for 250 goddamn years.

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[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

“They are all about promoting a Radical Left Platform where some of the most vicious people in the world are allowed to speak freely.”

Perhaps

But there is one less vicious animal on here than there was.

It's a start.

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[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

I'm sorry as hell but this is something the black community did to itself.

There's a reason why a Shante will be less successful than a Sharon.

Why? Because we might see Sharon on Jerry Springer but we have never seen Shante anywhere else.

#NameChange

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[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

Hey #WallSt assholes: how about just stop whoring out politicians for money, and then they will be forced to do their fucking jobs if they want to keep them.

How about actually allowing democracy to happen?

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[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

Well, he sure enough is a traitor!

And I hope we can expect a Lot more of this.

#MAGAPATRIOTS know how to deal with traitors, @LindseyGrahamSC

And the rest of America is just going to enjoy the show.

I'm literally going 4 popcorn right now.

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[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

#MAGAPATRIOTS

Do everything backwards. You're supposed to murder the legislature and blame it on socialists at the BEGINNING of the Dear Leader's term.

I can't say I'm sorry they're illiterate, and don't study history

Or that they lack German precision

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She's just lucky she didn't jump a black woman in #NYC like that.

Then the story would have been about her jaw being wired shut from having been curb-stomped.

[Johnny Jackass @Manimallian]

I'm not excusing her behavior. I question the use of resources to fly officials around the country to extradite her.

She's clearly disturbed. That, and the wealth privilege mean it costs the taxpayers at least half a mil to maybe get her house arrest.

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