man inthestreet

Author, Actor, Artist & comedian Oh! & dog lover...not necessarily in that order

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews Hartlepool dumps Starmer 🤔🤔🤔 Now watch as Labour dumps Starmer. Everyone needs a scapegoat 😳😳😬

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews So, it's gunboats at dawn as we start life outside the EU...... very soon you'll be seeing the return of smugglers on Cornish beaches, BUY BRITISH blazened everywhere and notices at ports reminding Brits not to drink the water when they leave UK shores 🤔🤔🤔 WTF 😒

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

Well ...... a pandemic trumps Brexit ...

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

What on earth are we all going to do when we turn on the news and there is no mention of #Brexit ????? After two years it just will not seem right !!!! It is going to happen one day you know ..... one day .... honest..!

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews So, @piersmorgan is being outed for having millions of fake followers and using Nazi uniforms for fancy dress parties ..... his response is .......

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews just been to my supermarket here in France and 😵 the booze rack has been taped off... all hard booze banned 🤢🤢 not sure how the French will survive with no 'apero'.... serves them right for beating each other up at home 😂😂 #StayHomeSavesLives apparently 🤔🤔

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews... So...... Brexit doesn't look so bad now does it... Keep safe everyone 😊😊😊

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews so everyone are panic buying toilet rolls and pasta ………. just goes to show how bad carbohydrates are for your bowels !! …… 😣😣 #Coronavid19

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews I see the French government have passed a quick law to control the price of #SanitiserGel thus killing off profiteering...... The UK government could learn a lesson from this, I just saw some on Amazon UK selling for £10 for a tiny 50ml tube 😡😡😡
#coronavirus

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews … Just saw the guy who manufactures Hand Sanitiser Gel drive past in a Rolls Royce …. just saying 🤔🤔🤔

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews So, if your looking for a good alibi this weekend we can recommend #WokingPizzaExpress always great, no sweat.... plus the #bullshit pizza is very thick and hard to swallow 😉😉😉

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews... So, @afneil is to be arrested for habitually destroying politicians on his various broadcasts.... in his defence... they bloomin asked for it.... it would appear to be a case of justifiable homicide 😂😂😂

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews... So, #Corbyn has been outed by an ex Labour minister as being unfit as head of the Labour Party or being PM...... This could be the first time in the history of politics that a politician during an election campaign has actually said what he really believes 🤔🤔🤔

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews So, we are now near the end of #Brexit as a general election in the UK looms ….. anyway, that's what Elvis said when I had a chat with him recently on the moon … !!

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews so the truth about the utter mayhem that was telecoms back in the 60s has been finally exposed in this book...… Hilarious but shocking https://t.co/IBNIMNV5UU

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#BreakingNews Is there anyone...anywhere...under any circumstances...who can recall a bigger mess than UK politics at the moment ??? It is beyond parody 🤔🤔🤔

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

Breaking News.. so, with the tragic murder of a young policeman in the UK is now the time to arm all UK police ?
Would it make any difference ?
What are your views ??

[Pup Aid 2026 @pupaid]

Family member one minute, alone & behind bars the next. Please visit your local shelter this weekend & help save a life :) #adopt #rescue #foster #LucysLaw #VictoriasLaw

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

@pupaid @_AnimalAdvocate @AllDogsMatter @VictoriaS @FindingShelterA @PeterEgan6 @Animal_Watch @Lucy_Cavalier @CARIADCAMPAIGN @foarctwales @LaurenConrad Always better to adopt not shop ...😃🐕🐕

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#ThursdayThoughts Was preparing for a trip to #France and came across this hilarious #book … If this mayhem is all true I want to live in this village https://t.co/XQ3rEFBRcp - #amreading my favourite summer #mustread ..

[man inthestreet @Maninthestreets]

#thursdaymotivation So Harry's son is now Harrison ….. nice one … 😃