Dr. Brian

PhD Cyber Security | Manchester City FC | 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

[Dr. Brian @ManlikeOkoyo]

Champions league nights!!

[TonyDevs @Okeha1810]

this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork

[Prop Joe @FPLProp]

“Why don’t you just quit FPL if it’s causing you all this misery?”

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

If you have a net worth of $100, you are only 33 hands of blackjack away from Elon Musk.

[Sosa 🇨🇵🇨🇻 @GomesCostaa]

Le regen de senna dans notre Team #Mercedes

[Top Gee🧍🏾‍♂️🦅 @UsurpedPoetGee]

Nobody:

Chrisean Jr: in the womb

[Malowé @pmxlxisane]

I need to see Atlanta with my own eyes.

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[N. @cpasDryNa]

I was like this for the whole 26 minutes of the GTA 6 extended look

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Me and Lucia all up and down Vice City

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[j @Punished_TBlair]

I'm going to be sued for 3 trillion pesos (£3.48)

[Misunderstood @T_Rellzz]

Telling her I’m sleepy to get off the phone

Just to get back on the game with the boys

[🦎Frostwing🏳️‍⚧️ @FrostwingGaming]

I wanna tell a joke about time travel

[@sindizulu86 @sindizulu86]

Me showing up at the bar again after they put me in the uber to go home 😅😅😅😅

[Flightradar24 @flightradar24]

Post-maintenance test flights can be boring. Sometimes you find ways to let everyone know.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

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