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just here for the fun of it.

[A D É K Ú N L É 🩵 @kunle_pata]

I was in a bus one day from VI to Berger, and this guy and a lady started talking. From the vibe, it was already looking like the beginning of a love story 😄

Then the driver asked for fare.

The lady didn’t even make a move to pay, and this guy confidently brought out ₦1,500 to cover his one alone. As if that wasn’t enough, he still had the audacity to be shouting, “Change ₦300!” 😂😂

Eventually, the lady had to pay for herself… and just like that, the conversation died instantly.

I could literally see the disappointment written all over her face 😭

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

One thing I liked about Pep was how he would hide the weakness of certain players. That’s how he could get away with playing certain midfielders at fullback position for example.

Dalot is overhated in our fanbase. I think if you can hide his weakness he is a perfectly fine player.

[🎀🎀 @alimahtoxic]

Common Sense for Insertion

・Start by slowly inserting just the tip and always check with "You okay?"
・Don't go all the way to the base at once; start with shallow strokes and gradually go deeper
・Match your movements to the rhythm of her hips
・Whisper, "It's squeezing so tight right now... so cute"
・↓↓↓

[#TheSportsIlluminator @RayToluAyo]

I know Ronaldo and Messi fan base always dig up whatever agenda to bant themselves

Sometimes I read and pass some of these things posted from both fans and I don't know who is the DULLER between the two fan base

Do you know what Cristiano Ronaldo did in his first six years in the Premier League

• Premier League 🏆🏆🏆
• League Cup 🏆🏆
• FA Cup 🏆
• Community Shield 🏆
• Champions League 🏆
• FIFA Club World Cup 🏆

In 2006/2007, he became the first player to win all Professional Football Association and Football Writers Association major awards in the league and capped it up with the Premier League Player of the Year

• PFA
• Young Player
• Fans Player
• FWA
• Premier League Player

He repeated the same trick in 2007/2008 with only the PFA Young Player missing

He went farther in 2008 to win the Premier League and European Golden Boot and capped it up with the FIFA and Ballon d'Or awards

He left the Premier League at 24 years

[King Phelz 🇵🇹 @KingPhelz]

These 4 weeks 😂 😂

[Psalm @UTDPsalm]

The Premier League Playmaker of the Season (most assists) winners to date:

- 2017/18: Kevin De Bruyne (Man City, 16)
- 2018/19: Eden Hazard (Chelsea, 15)
- 2019/20: Kevin De Bruyne (Man City, 20)
- 2020/21: Harry Kane (Tottenham, 14)
- 2021/22: Mohamed Salah (Liverpool, 13)
- 2022/23: Kevin De Bruyne (Man City, 16)
- 2023/24: Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa, 13)
- 2024/25: Mohamed Salah (Liverpool, 18)
- 2025/26: Bruno Fernandes (Man Utd, 21 – new record!)

De Bruyne leads with 3 wins, Salah has 2. Bruno is the first United player to claim it. 👏

[Ilemona @I_Am_Ilemona]

Manchester United celebrated Ruud van Nistelrooy's record of longest scoring streak on 2003. Keane was one of the players who celebrated it.

Manchester United celebrated Edwin Van Der Saar's record for most matches without conceding a goal.

This club has ALWAYS celebrated individual awards.

[Paritosh Bhide @paritosh_bhide]

THRICE MF'ER

[Moon Man Utd @Moon_AGD]

“We’ll get more years out of Hojlund”

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Some very stupid person recorded a video and broadcasted it all across Abeokuta that everyone should be indoors by 9 p.m., claiming something spiritual & dangerous was about to happen.

With that stupid voice note, panic has spread all over.

And people fell for it. In 2026 chai

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[United Till 90 @unitedtill90]

You all forgot about that one player who was both our top scorer and assist provider before the arrival of Bruno Fernandes 💔

[MikkyMighty🇵🇹🐐 @iammikkymighty]

Who is the first?

[soit discret🇵🇹🇧🇷 @vinigham]

I have not words.

[Cotton @THFC_Cotton]

UEFA removed Champions League relegations and basically turned the Europa League into an English competition for the next few years.

[Celebrity Doctor @sir_lux_]

I prepared concoction rice, ate well and arranged my last 5k to entertain her.

She came over, so I went out to get her Jollof Rice with chicken.

I got back and served her.

She opened the Takeaway and there was no spoon, She stood up and walked to the kitchen to get a spoon.

That's when she found out I had food in my pot.

I heard her ask "Why did you go out to buy the food when you have food here?"

I said "No worries, that's a concoction rice I made this afternoon"

Well, that's what I will eat, she replied, went ahead and warmed it.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

Last week, it’s was 91. Today, it’s 113. 😂

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

Initially, I thought why the hell would you be DJing for 5 hours?? then it hit me.😭