Qot1

crypto is a scam

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[kat😻 @kattatonique]

Call my dick al gore the way I run it against her bush. Is this anything

[cordelia. @dykeknot]

i should be allowed to bite a chunk out of my girlfriend without it doing “grievous” “bodily” “harm”

[joey @joboduj]

officer i had no idea i was even driving

[Eve @tinglespoon]

why do guys fuck fleshlights? if i had one id finger it personally and maybe rub its clit too but maybe im just a feminist idk

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

my office job is a ruse, a cleverly designed adult daycare to prevent me from jacking off for 8 hours a day

[Mia @boygrrI]

my shooters like snails move slow but slime regardless

[Qot1 @ManlyJabacon]

@Marketable_Boy @HariSel57511397 Don't worry you have!

[m1rai @m1rai5]

saying a joke in vc and getting zero laughs

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

my cuck chair is a herman miller

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

word around the office is i have the biggest tummy ache theyve ever seen. but they are also saying im like, so brave about it

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

and that's on my uncle's fat pussy

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Now if I were the clit where would I be…

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

High level arch wizard dating their lowly apprentice who can barely even cast a cantrip call that a problematic mage gap

[hannah jones @hannahjonescool]

If u think about it an audience is just a bunch of cuck chairs filled with cucks watching me penetrate the landscape of ideas

[xxxl @bitchonx01]

it's atually crazy how the J in marijuana is silent, but the J in my hand is loud as fvck

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

the best part of my day is jacking off. i cant wait to die.

[john pã(yon) @vlaaaadyss]

me gusta el piercing del pezón pq sabe a moneda y a mi me encantan las tetas y el dinero